tired: waking up feeling like shit
wired: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLAS
Heh heh. Did y'all catch Twitter freaking out over the new 280-character limit
It's very frustrating that all the jobs I would really like involve appealing to "People", the demographic I typically perform poorly with
"moral majority": two lies for the price of one
whjat the fuck is this shit
rapidly coming to the conclusion that I'm some sort of bug
A thought for highly motivated political Millennials:
* capitalism is broken and doing a 1930s Great Depression
* but maybe don't do Hitler again?
* but also maybe don't do Stalin again?
* also maybe don't do Mao
* also maybe don't do Pol Pot
The Alt-Right started at Herbert Hoover and went full Adolf Hitler.
But the emerging Alt-Left, which does appear to be a thing, could start at FDR and end up at Josef Stalin.
Please just let's not do Stalin/Mao again, okay?
sometimes I get an e-mail from a startup recruiter to work on their dev team and I want to reply with "why don't we just cut out the middleman—you write me a check for 18 months of salary and I won't bother to write the code that you'd end up throwing out anyway when you go out of business"
Internet Explorer was conceived by the pizza dragging rat in the subway. The rendering engine is made out of discarded hair and hog fat
this is the church, and this is the steeple, open the door and Show more
[extremely research voice] studies have shown that people who use Internet Explorer have trouble in later life. The browser slowly erodes their cognitive abilities. Paranoia sets in. No one loves them
okay. All worked up now. we're gonna talk about this. Microsoft all taking the moral high road because "Internet Explorer is a functional browser now". modern.ie and all that. It's not. Internet Explorer is fucking hideous rubbish that should be put into the Recycling bin and never spoken of again
[looks down at crotch in dawning horror] oh SHIT I DO
god damn it, no wonder everyone keeps telling me to wear pants
all right. all right. time to get shit dione. all right.
First off: fuck around on twitter until ive read all the good trweets & most of the bad ones
next: engage in holy unbridled mischeif with SheriffJoeLiker7 until he admits hes a fascist ass sewer clown
time to water the plants
now im gonna check the new york times & washigton post & quartz & ars technica to see if the worls has gotten any less fucked in in the past 5 mins
aight. shit is not getting done. time to get dione som
I can't wait for the year 2020 because for the first time since "the 90's" we'll finally have a real name for each decade
CAPITALISM FAN: See, the problem with setting 'fair prices' for goods is that you create shortages! But if you just let THE MARKET (TM) set the prices, there are no shortages ever!
THE MARKET (TM): Hi so we raised the cost of houses to ONE MILLION DOLLARS. And we didn't build any new ones because that would lower the price. Literally fewer people can now live in houses.
CAPITALISM FAN: That's not a shortage. Shortages are what affect millionaires, not morally bad poor people who eat avocados.