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I know Japanese!

凸 <- RJ45
し <- Fishing hook
ゆ <- Fish
山 <- Galaga ship
ひ <- Someone's mouth while sleeping (snore)
日 <- Wardrobe
回 <- Safe
大 <- Stickman
人 <- Stickman with no arms
木 <- Stickman with long penis
楽 <- Stickman with kabuto helmet and short penis

:blobcatprofit:

Received an email from my host telling me they don't do Black Friday because their prices are fair year round and they want to avoid unnecessary purchases. 🤯

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What's your primary OS?

Boosts appreciated for sample size :)

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Here is a graph showing the success of all the global CO2 reduction initiatives

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Please, don't panic: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has been published on October 12, 1979.

Exactly 42 years ago 🙊

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~ At the end of a religious ceremony ~

The priest, gesturing beatifically and chanting, 🎶 This site uses cookies 🎶

The congregation replies, 🎶 I accept 🎶

No one remembers what this means or why we say it

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Web dev be like:

"I want to detect if a CSS variable has been changed"
"Sure, here's a very hacky solution with very specific requirements that are a pain to implement because there's no official way to do this"
"I want to detect if a user is sitting in a >3m² room, alone, and hasn't blinked in the last 2 seconds"
"You can use this 1-liner that utilizes the RoomSizeUserPresenceAndEyeBlink API Google pushed into standards to totally not improve their tracking of users"

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I actually laughed at this one, which probably means I'm super lame.

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Brave new world:

Microsoft monitors the workers ⚒️
Amazon monitors the home 🏘️
Facebook monitors the public 👓
Google monitors the web 🌐

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Just saw this:

"A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left..."

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