Desikn @desikn@mastodon.social

I know Japanese!

凸 <- RJ45
し <- Fishing hook
ゆ <- Fish
山 <- Galaga ship
ひ <- Someone's mouth while sleeping (snore)
日 <- Wardrobe
回 <- Safe
大 <- Stickman
人 <- Stickman with no arms
木 <- Stickman with long penis
楽 <- Stickman with kabuto helmet and short penis

👨🏻‍🍳’s 💋 Carrot Weather

What's your primary OS?

Boosts appreciated for sample size :)

Here is a graph showing the success of all the global CO2 reduction initiatives

god I love The Register's headline writers https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/23/software_freedom_conservancy_mastodon/

"i sentence you to 3 years of macOS"

submitted by profesd

RT @ich_rish99@twitter.com

The ones in #cybersecurity would get this!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ich_rish99/status/1450062504361533444

Firefox logo, but it accurately depicts its own and the whole web's bloatedness

cc @fristi@mk.toast.cafe

Please, don't panic: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has been published on October 12, 1979.

Exactly 42 years ago 🙊

Web dev be like:

"I want to detect if a CSS variable has been changed"
"Sure, here's a very hacky solution with very specific requirements that are a pain to implement because there's no official way to do this"
"I want to detect if a user is sitting in a >3m² room, alone, and hasn't blinked in the last 2 seconds"
"You can use this 1-liner that utilizes the RoomSizeUserPresenceAndEyeBlink API Google pushed into standards to totally not improve their tracking of users"

I actually laughed at this one, which probably means I'm super lame.

Brave new world:

Microsoft monitors the workers ⚒️
Amazon monitors the home 🏘️
Facebook monitors the public 👓
Google monitors the web 🌐

Just saw this:

"A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left..."