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This one was a lot smoother - I made sure to wipe off the water after each dip and this also helped prevent drips.

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Delete and re-draft is a life saver! I miss it on twitter,

saw a sign that said "dogs can't operate MRI scanners" and I fucking LOST MY SHIT until I saw it also said "but catscan" and then it was instantly unfunny as hell

The surface of this table is the most interesting thing happening to me right now.

did you knew ?
capacitors values are named in "Farts", the more F, the more magic smoke they frees when exploding.

I wonder if there is a legal entity underpinning the whole of Microsoft that still has "traf-o-data" written on it. Like someone has to mail a $1 check to their own office address every ten years or some other bizarre legal thing.

I love the guy who, after careful deliberation, gave what is obviously a runaway stderr output process two stars archive.org/details/token_a

hey if you're running linux and have the full mono runtime installed, check to make sure 127.0.0.1:8084/ isn't an http server, for some reason the full mono runtime includes an at-boot web server

Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

(the rufio intro scene from hook)
hyper
link!
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liiiiink!

how would u guys feel about it if i uploaded my consciousness to the fediverse and became the timeline

I can't believe spellcheck doesn't know the word "shitposting"

i have an incredible spoiler for all of you: the number of people who follow you says nothing about whether you're a decent person or not

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