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This one was a lot smoother - I made sure to wipe off the water after each dip and this also helped prevent drips.

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Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, ye rejoins Twitter and announces hes running for president lmao πŸ’€

painting a big 'cw' on the white house, then clicking on 'show less'. the us empire finally destroyed

The GI Bill, also called the Gastrointestinal Bill, was an act passed by Congress after World War 2 to support people with IBS.

imagine a busy city intersection choked with advertisements but they're all AIM away messages redacted into terse blackout poetry

i think its honestly insanely hilarious that every twitter and tumblr and leftbook person who reposts luigi's iconic toot like, somehow misses the whole piss.restaurant part and never comments on it

the only business owner i respect is the guy that cleans windows in my town while he smokes big joints and never seems to have his own lighter

CentOS 7 and 8 have this bad habit of hanging on reboot. It'll sit there waiting for something to exit and wait pretty much forever.

It's bad enough that I reboot important servers with:

echo u > /proc/sysrq-trigger && sleep 10 && echo b > /proc/sysrq-trigger

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Famous sysadmin last words: "Just reboot it, it'll come back fairly quick."

me, releasing my game to critical acclaim

interviewer: what's your most favorite thing about releasing Shield Cat?

me: I don't have to deal with Patreon's sad excuse for a website anymore

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holy shit it DOES show the creator homepage!!

on the membership tab, at the very bottom, below all the rest of the useless crap, as if someone just stuck it on there really quick

this is *awful*

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More than 15 years ago, Onion Service (at the time named Hidden Service) saw the light of day. From today (July 2nd), the Internet has around 16 months to migrate from onion services v2 to v3 once and for all. ⏰

Read more:
blog.torproject.org/v2-depreca

Repaired headphone jack: cast into a piece of PVC pipe with some epoxy. Not very green, but better than getting a new set!

Physicist: I've been honing my craft for decades, ask me anything!

Me: Why is it when I'm cutting a carrot, there is enough energy to fling it across the entire fucking room and can humanity harness that power somehow??

OC There are 328 places in Great Britain which have a Z in their... dlvr.it/RZrMSc

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