DilDog @dildog@mastodon.social

that thing where you get back from vacation and absolutely nothing is working correctly, thus verifying that you are, in fact, the duct tape holding your world together.

https://www.wired.com/story/teenagers-code-spawned-dollar-432500-piece-of-art/?mbid=synd_digg

What's the German word for 'regretting writing free software because someone else made money with it instead of you'?

What was on my house when i got home

Landed at LAX and it looks like fucking Blade Runner outside.

I made my connecting flight. I get to go home. Had to run a kilometer and get thru customs in under 30 minutes.

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Scientists unravel secret of cube-shaped wombat faeces

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/nov/18/scientists-unravel-secret-of-cube-shaped-wombat-faeces

Flat white and junk, a NZ classic

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Time for a flat white.

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@dildog

My patience better stay cool. Cuz it gonna be a long fuckin day.

@dildog i got delayed and will miss my connection. Just want to go home to my family in my house that is still there.

In case you were wondering, the only difference between a ‘long black’ and an ‘americano’ is which order the two espresso shots and the water go in the cup. For a long black you put the water in first. For an americano, the water goes in last.

It is snowing in queenstown and i gotta fly

Was woken up at 430am when my hotel’s AC unit fell off the wall and the bracket landed on my bed.