DilDog @dildog@mastodon.social

waiting for chuck tingle's pounded in the ass by the super wolf blood moon

Fuckin moon wasnt even out there

Spoiler: It doesn't work.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16569567

Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients: a multicenter randomized trial of uncertainty and certainty of receiving intercessory prayer.

‪What should I write this thing in, Elixir, Go or Rust? For arbitrary ‘thing’.‬

Yes, I worked at Microsoft briefly, back in the day.

Time to turn breakfast into code.

Good morning world

Apparently stickers were made of my Slack logo at Shmoocon, which made it to the Slack vendor booth. I am amused significantly.

Marketing Fail
Amazon Shit Car Show

Pop into Twitter
See this
Pop right back out

It's time.

1. put a billion oysters in the waters around new york city
2. oysters suck up human waste and pollution and clean the harbor
3. convince a bunch of new yorkers to eat the oysters

Make extra carbonated beverages branded as Burp Water

I fixed the Slack logo.

youtube banning stupid is like tumblr banning porn. somewhere someone's gonna start stupid mastodon now.

i wonder how long until someone runs a non-existent candidate for president solely on the internet, and the person is a rendering like those fake instagram people.

You've never played Big Chungus, and IT SHOWS.

https://mastodon.social/media/Us9ULkaf7UcTBXbuYsw