waiting for chuck tingle's pounded in the ass by the super wolf blood moon

Spoiler: It doesn't work.


Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients: a multicenter randomized trial of uncertainty and certainty of receiving intercessory prayer.

‪What should I write this thing in, Elixir, Go or Rust? For arbitrary ‘thing’.‬

Yes, I worked at Microsoft briefly, back in the day.

Apparently stickers were made of my Slack logo at Shmoocon, which made it to the Slack vendor booth. I am amused significantly.

1. put a billion oysters in the waters around new york city
2. oysters suck up human waste and pollution and clean the harbor
3. convince a bunch of new yorkers to eat the oysters

Make extra carbonated beverages branded as Burp Water

youtube banning stupid is like tumblr banning porn. somewhere someone's gonna start stupid mastodon now.

i wonder how long until someone runs a non-existent candidate for president solely on the internet, and the person is a rendering like those fake instagram people.

You've never played Big Chungus, and IT SHOWS.

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I've joked before about bitcoin turbonerds wanting to fuck the blockchain, but I didn't expect to get this literal

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What if we put Laharl's head on top of Batman's body! Show more

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