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I had a dream that a capricious and greedy god accidentally gave me the ability to move in four dimensions, and right parallel to our normal world was a plane of endless ocean that I could swim through to bypass obstacles in the normal world. Also I had a rowboat in the normal world whose projection onto the ocean world was a tiny nuclear-powered supersonic submarine (needless to say, people in the normal world were confused)

Maybe he has a really tiny machine pistol and can bite people's ankles.

With the new Overwatch character who is a hamster, they should make him like D.Va where if his mech gets destroyed, he jumps out and runs around on his own - except he's just a normal-sized hamster and everyone else is huge by comparison

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Pure, Except The Bubbles Are Carbon Monoxide Now, You Complete Cretin

Curate flavor: Rust, Acetaldehyde, and Apricot Pit Extract, Coward

LaCroix flavor: Literally Just Carbonated Vinegar, Pussy

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You'll Be Surprised by How These two Ex-Googlers Are Disrupting Fight Clubs With Robots

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finance, angry Show more

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I am.convinced that the plural of "Lorax" is *Loreces"

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Panic! At The Bayview Dock Featuring Maggie

TIL there's a form of pure octane that has a *negative* Octane rating

tbqh "encryption is for junkies on the wrong side of the law" and "pay me bitcoin" was a pretty amusing juxtaposition

It's hard to say which argument thread on Github was harder to read. One was a bunch of FOSS people trying to convince a lone dev that encryption isn't evil (and him basically saying "shut up and pay me bitcoin if you want it) while the other was a bunch of FOSS people trying to explain how OMEMO actually works and the dev not really making any effort to understand it.