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It's ok nobody ever responds to my Mastodon posts and comments. It just reminds me of home and family.

My child just made a pledge "To uphold the high purposes
Of the National Honor Society". Is the "purposes" the same as "high purposes"?

Lighting candles to be in the National Honor Society? It is a cult!

@elfin you still here sometimes? It's been a few months since I logged on.

Watching a stream of my child being introduced into the National Honor Society. Listening to the speeches, it's been a load of eye rolls.

While I am proud of the inclusion of my child, it seems more like a cult then a academic achievement.

I’m worried that Mr. Bezos doesn’t have a job now. Maybe we should start a pateron for him?

Now that this Q stuff seems to be coming to an end I'm thinking of resuming my cannibal diet.

It was all good fun last night, but I should of gotten drunk instead. Feel horrible this morning.

Is there going to be any violence before Trump leaves?

Standing desk at work, I missed you. Fancy $150 keyboard at work, I missed you too.

Spouse has been enjoying the stay at home patterns. Apparently I have been the only one dealing with our child, who has been suffering. Coming down in the middle of the school day crying. Does my spouse not notice?

I'm in a zoom office holiday and they are trying to do games. 🙄

Why can't I just not turn on a system for a year or so and expect a "apt dist-upgrade" to fix everything?

Two inches so far, more on they was.

Last winter, like zero inches.

I had a dream about Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians last night.

Sven boosted


If you notice someone shoplifting food mind your own business or offer to pay. DONT tell security or staff just let people get their food.


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