@polychrome Programs, like gaseous substances, expand to fill the volume of their container

« Shut up and calculate » is the worst form of ethics except for all the rest.

Математику уже затем учить надо, что она мораль в порядок приводит.

tfw you dant your turgida corpora somno

A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in brain saves pain.

Row, row, row your types
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
"Costate Comonad Coalgebra is equivalent of Java's member variable update technology for Haskell"

When you let #machinelearning evolve a new floor plan for your elementary school
Interesting work by Joel Simon joelsimon.net/evo_floorplans.h

Most common classes of security vulnerabilities, afaict:

1) confused deputy and ambient authority attacks (mitigated by ocap)
2) memory safety attacks (mitigated by automatic memory management)
3) injection attacks (mitigated by not acting like string substitution is reasonable composition... it isn't, compose proper structures)
4) weakening crypto (keep paying cryptographers)
5) hardware vulnerabilities (we need user-auditable libre hardware)
6) DDOS'ing (outspend your opponent?)

What else?

"Your sacrifice?" the demon asked.
"Skyrim," I reply.
The demon studied me, saw the years I poured into that game. "Done. You'll never play Skyrim again."
And that's how I mastered Fortnite, and keep winning.

J. S. Watler - Dynamic propositions as dynamic types

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Browser: knock knock

Server: who's there?

Browser: Mozilla

Server: Mozilla who?

Browser: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/67.0.3396.87 Safari/537.36

Swearing is like spice: you should use it, for the language to have a taste.
But be very careful with the amount, or it all will just become a waste.

“Nice people made the best Nazis. My mom grew up next to them. They got along, refused to make waves, looked the other way when things got ugly and focused on happier things than “politics.” They were lovely people who turned their heads as their neighbors were dragged away. You know who weren’t nice people? Resisters.” - Naomi Shulman

Three Star Programmer

"The more indirect your pointers are (i.e. the more "*" before your variables), the higher your reputation will be."

"Just to be clear: Being called a ThreeStarProgrammer is usually not a compliment."


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