a good derek @dra@mastodon.social

hi mastodon i'm here again for three seconds

America's Got Dentures

krangs of leon

3 bux https://mastodon.social/media/FHTNRAEQas24EocegJA

this cat fucks https://mastodon.social/media/E9sJNiCjunV1c1X20Kk

I'm bad at soldering but good at being shitty https://mastodon.social/media/OuOSLUGwtkL_4OL3hYY

I cannot wait to get my hands on a HighPod

looking forward to using High Safari on my High MacBook running High Sierra

https://mastodon.social/media/pi7bZTHeAuGPS3HsrYM

I got a recruiter email for a 6 week contract to migrate a hospital from Windows XP, which is a great way to find out which hospital you should never go to

covfefe is already over

currently in exile from local record stores because I refuse to stop calling john lennon "the bad J-Lo"

Listen to Wicker Cube https://mastodon.social/media/wBLpch1VWjpWT66Tj2E

the world is my toilet

if I was a wrestler my name would be Cold PIss

I super like the episode of Seinfeld where George and Jerry fuck

I've seen this movie https://mastodon.social/media/xD3oYXkq90uuoubjk2k

Fuck the sears tower, I'm at the https://mastodon.social/media/8VPOv0GaBDe6yJ6puew

Look at me. I'm the slimmer now https://mastodon.social/media/vansNfEuX8MgVZpwsR4