With Mastodon, I wish it was easier to have an account on a "home" instance and then "join" other instances to participate in the local community via the local timeline without having to setup an account on each instance.

Bezos, $$ 

So Jeff Bezos' net worth has increased by about $91,180,414,596 over the last 12 months. That is $249,809,355 per day.

According to the University, my daily rate is $522.68. Bezos is 22 years older than me so let's assume a 1% salary growth, which would be an exceedingly rosy view of the WI legislature's interest in funding UW System salaries. This brings my day rate to $650.59.

In an average day, does Bezos' work harder than me? Probably.

Does he work 383973x harder? I have doubts.

Are there any coronavirus focused instances?

On the Google coronavirus website: Trump hadn't even asked them to build the product before he announced on live TV that 1,700 engineers were already working on it.


Just drank a whisky that is old enough to vote.

Dead animal photo #France #beach 

Not what we were expecting to see on the beach today.

In terms of environmental impact, worry more about what food you are eating than where it comes from.


Heard about a family member who lays their grounds out to dry for continued reuse. 🤢

success with second language, Perú 

Yay! I successfully negotiated and sold a bike in Spanish! I still have a long way to go, but it feels like I am somewhat able to navigate the world in a second language.

medicine; language 

DayQuil Severe is no fucking joke. Like taking a shot of Listerine flavored vodka.

My little town is getting a sushi restaurant and this is the best Christmas gift ever!

Daughter's made up Hanukkah song:

Hanuk-kah presents
Candles fire
Christ-mas tree
Ice cream

When a 5 y.o. asks, "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

The answer is pretty much always no.

My dad takes the oddest vacations 

Currently in a small town (population 1000) in southern Minnesota.

I don't know what homemade apple pie *should* look like, but this seems alright by my DIY standards. It has character!

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