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That moment when you're test driving a car, and people stop to warn you about how sketchy the dealership is...

I had read a bunch of less-than-stellar online reviews, but random people on the street make me a little more worried.

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90% of troubleshooting computers is telling them to go fuck themselves.

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that’s me in the dormer
that’s me in the pyatthat
and other roof shapes that have risen

I sold my car for scrap yesterday, and now I'm feeling unmoored. I always get way too invested in my cars, and have to mourn them every time I scrap one.

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Take me down to the R.E.M. city
Where that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight

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if you are in Portland and want a pile of vinyl records, a turntable, a pile of board games, a nice podcasting mic and external audio interface, a 16 pad midi controller, and/or some raspberry pis

I need to get rid of stuff. figured I'd post it here before i post it on the free page of CL

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someone grant me the confidence it takes to call yourself a journalist when you make a living cranking out the same moral panic article about how Your Children are dabbing on avocadoes too much when millennials are the first generation in a century who'll go on to be poorer than their parents despite working much harder

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I did not mean to spend six hours on a weekend working on a program for work, but here I am.

It was fun and I regret nothing. I made a lot of progress and it's on my timesheet, so everybody wins.

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i just had to say that a painting of a bicycle on a street was an actual bicycle to confirm that i was human. so, i will never get in a self-driving car

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11 yo Tek Jr drew The S. I have no idea how these things propagate through the generations.

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reminder: if you try to screenshot a movie purchased with itunes on a macOS or iOS device, it won't work. this is presumably to prevent you from taking 24 screenshots per second and stitching them back together into the full movie, because why else would you prevent people from doing this

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like yes, i would also like an online store for the older games

but if i already Bought the game, i should be able to either redeem it virtually or insert the game into the new console and play it u capitalist jerks

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Someone else posted this, but with Google, and obviously you should not be using Google.

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@bryn CUSTOMER used EXPIRED COUPON.

It's not very effective...

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I jest but I genuinely just had to look up what's wrong with this t-shirt. I've never watched them :blobshrug:

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@lynnesbian Lynne vs Eugen on NBtT as a modern day Gore Vidal vs William F Buckley

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