[to the tune of mr. Brightside]
♫ Comin' outta my well /
And I've been shamin' mankind ♫

Something about the wording here makes me incredibly suspicious [pictured : a bottle of laundry additive with the tagline"good medicine for your laundry"]

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programmers: duplicated effort is a sin, we should streamline processes as much as possible

also programmers: wtf i dont want to ride a bus, that shit is for people who are less good than me, its much better to sit in my car on the freeway for two hours while everyone else also drives their car

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And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Macklemore, with eyes of flame
Came thrifting through the tulgy wood
And mackled as it came

We're all in the same boat, but somebody has been switching out parts of it with parts of a different boat

I have always depended on the strangeness of kinders

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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MASTODON?

lmao - love masto, always open-source
omg - our mod @Gargron
wtf - welcome to fediverse
imho - instance moderation & hosting opportunities
smfh - so many furries here
idgaf - I decentralized; gotta avoid facebook

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scientist: hmm....what should we call this bit of the fish...
other scientist: hmmm,,,,,,...............scungle......bungus,,,..........hungy chungo

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Have tux, will travel

Have forge, will smith

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This Is Just To Say 

Never talk to Mumford or my sons ever again

Out with the ol' razzle-dazzle, in with the new

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