food adjacent 

yeah i had gamer juice and my stomach is complaining about how it was carbonated and my wife is complaining about how i'm not going to sleep

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food adjacent, drugs 

concept: developing a caffeine addiction to have enough tolerance to it to fit in Society, and never actually using it as a stimulant, just as something to go back to the baseline by Consuming Regularly, so that the gods of the war on drugs are pleased

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food adjacent 

i feel so out of place for disliking carbonated drinks. doesn't help that germans love to carbonate everything, and if you ask for "water" with no extra qualifiers you get carbonated water. fucked up imo.

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food adjacent 

at some point in the last year i figured that i could Consume Drinks other than water but it's hard to find something that isn't carbonated, doesn't contain caffeine, and doesn't need to be stored in the fridge after opening it. any suggestions?

putting my location in my profile is beneficial for dating purposes, but it also risks making people think i speak german, which is pretty bad

wife just tried to split the costs of a thing by doing x>>1 instead of x/2 and i'm, ????

enzyme that turns tables into distributed hash tables

"that was a yes or no question, not a meow question"

and you gotta read more spoilers to find out that there's actually an obscure but canon novel, based on the game, never translated to english, that is set 100 years in the future, so everyone died of old age

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going to the wiki about a game, scrolling ten pixels and seeing "status: deceased" and fUCK

i like the spanish "jalda" a lot, but sadly i don't use spanish anymore

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[german voice] jock
[german weeaboo voice] jrock

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huh. what's the proper term for a denim skirt? "jkirt" doesn't sound right

so depending on the definition you pick, zoomers could be up 25 years old.

is this going to be like when people used "millennials" to mean "kids these days" but the entire age group is grown-ass adults

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