🍀🌳 eevee 🌳🍀 @eevee@mastodon.social

i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

once again fondly recalling the guy designing a DSL who insisted on static types because how can you possibly program without them, but refused any kind of static null checking because c++ doesn't have that and it works fine so it must be unnecessary

according to hacker news, the ideal programmer can keep the entirety of a massive complex system in their head all at once and instantly analyze all possible data flow paths, but is a total fucking idiot when it comes to basic local tasks like adding numbers together

thinking about how there's a nontrivial set of programmers who are gungho about both "if you use after free that's your fault for not programming better you inept clown" AND "no i need the computer to tell me not to call an integer like it's a function", simultaneously

i TOTALLY FORGOT to mention here but 🍓 STRAWBERRY JAM 5!!! 🍓 is happening RIGHT NOW https://itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-5

man, for better or worse, lack of qts and full search makes it really fuckin hard to track down what the hell is ever going on on here

on the one hand, snouts was pretty instrumental in making the fediverse feel inhospitable from the very beginning, so i am not sad to see it go

on the other hand, sucks for everyone who is now stuck scrambling to clean up the resulting mess

shocking that the names i most prominently remember making a huge fuss when my spouse and i first showed up on fedi... are... exactly the same people i see mentioned at the center of the current snouts implosion

here's a release post about Lexy's Labyrinth https://eev.ee/release/2020/09/26/lexys-labyrinth/

enjoy: LEXY'S LABYRINTH, a puzzle game that's coincidentally compatible with chip's challenge!

play curated community levels spanning 20+ years, play the original bowep levels if you've got them, or brave the WIP editor and share your own with a link! it even works on phones, sort of, if your browser is really up to date!

https://c.eev.ee/lexys-labyrinth/

(coming later: chip's challenge 2 support, an easier way to play the official steam releases, and maybe even an editor that can actually save!)

twitter keeps giving me desktop notifications that other people have tweeted stuff, which i cannot see because i'm locked out of my account lol

hello i spent the last twelve days doing absolutely nothing but making this video game, so please play it thank you. it's about my cat and also our other cats https://eevee.itch.io/anise-wheres-twig

the main reason i forget to use mastodon is that its tab is right below my squishfox@twitter tab, which has like 50 children open, due to reasons,

here's a slightly older clip of my videos game

anyway hi fedi here's what you missed

- put a game on steam
- almost done with a pico-8 game
- started HRT
- stopped HRT