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i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

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once again fondly recalling the guy designing a DSL who insisted on static types because how can you possibly program without them, but refused any kind of static null checking because c++ doesn't have that and it works fine so it must be unnecessary

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according to hacker news, the ideal programmer can keep the entirety of a massive complex system in their head all at once and instantly analyze all possible data flow paths, but is a total fucking idiot when it comes to basic local tasks like adding numbers together

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thinking about how there's a nontrivial set of programmers who are gungho about both "if you use after free that's your fault for not programming better you inept clown" AND "no i need the computer to tell me not to call an integer like it's a function", simultaneously

i TOTALLY FORGOT to mention here but πŸ“ STRAWBERRY JAM 5!!! πŸ“ is happening RIGHT NOW itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-5

i TOTALLY FORGOT to mention here but πŸ“ STRAWBERRY JAM 5!!! πŸ“ is happening RIGHT NOW itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-5

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man, for better or worse, lack of qts and full search makes it really fuckin hard to track down what the hell is ever going on on here

snouts meta 

on the one hand, snouts was pretty instrumental in making the fediverse feel inhospitable from the very beginning, so i am not sad to see it go

on the other hand, sucks for everyone who is now stuck scrambling to clean up the resulting mess

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shocking that the names i most prominently remember making a huge fuss when my spouse and i first showed up on fedi... are... exactly the same people i see mentioned at the center of the current snouts implosion

enjoy: LEXY'S LABYRINTH, a puzzle game that's coincidentally compatible with chip's challenge!

play curated community levels spanning 20+ years, play the original bowep levels if you've got them, or brave the WIP editor and share your own with a link! it even works on phones, sort of, if your browser is really up to date!

c.eev.ee/lexys-labyrinth/

(coming later: chip's challenge 2 support, an easier way to play the official steam releases, and maybe even an editor that can actually save!)

enjoy: LEXY'S LABYRINTH, a puzzle game that's coincidentally compatible with chip's challenge!

play curated community levels spanning 20+ years, play the original bowep levels if you've got them, or brave the WIP editor and share your own with a link! it even works on phones, sort of, if your browser is really up to date!

c.eev.ee/lexys-labyrinth/

(coming later: chip's challenge 2 support, an easier way to play the official steam releases, and maybe even an editor that can actually save!)

Apparently an American who doesn't know Scottish is responsible for writing a significant part of Scottish Wikipedia, with hilarious results reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments

hello i spent the last twelve days doing absolutely nothing but making this video game, so please play it thank you. it's about my cat and also our other cats eevee.itch.io/anise-wheres-twi

twitter keeps giving me desktop notifications that other people have tweeted stuff, which i cannot see because i'm locked out of my account lol

hello i spent the last twelve days doing absolutely nothing but making this video game, so please play it thank you. it's about my cat and also our other cats eevee.itch.io/anise-wheres-twi

the main reason i forget to use mastodon is that its tab is right below my squishfox@twitter tab, which has like 50 children open, due to reasons,

anyway hi fedi here's what you missed

- put a game on steam
- almost done with a pico-8 game
- started HRT
- stopped HRT

and of course this tweet is a mockery of things i have seen terfs say about trans women, for which they are presumably not punished. glinner called a queer studies university course "grooming" a few days ago, 600k followers, nbd apparently

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