Not me crying first thing in the morning, because I tried on a new pair of pants and they fit perfectly. Finding pants that fit well is so hard lmao

From today and onward, I'm officially a small business owner. Can't wait to show you all what I've been getting up to in these coming months. I'm going to make the most out of 2021 🌟

Installing an adblocker is the gateway drug into anti-consumerism, which is in turn the gateway drug into anti-capitalism.

Tell all your friends how to install adblockers.

My mom got me this fantastic travel mug for Christmas 🥺

I can't really travel anywhere because of the pandemic, so I'm bringing it with me during my DnD adventures 🤭

We found a large ship were the crew had went exploring and left it just sitting there by the shore. So I did what every reasonable person would do. Leave a banana on their stove, lift the anchor and let it drift onto sea while meeting a fiery end.

My friend group and I bought ourselves Sea of Thieves when it was 50% off on Steam, and now we are all obsessed with being pirates. The game was a lot more fun than anticipated; last night we sat fire to our own ship and tried to ram it into another ship, all while we played the happy birthday song and burning to death 10/10 game of the year every year

Good Yule! Our Santa this year was a little strange, but he got the job done 🎅🎄

Cyberpunk 2077 Ending Spoilers 

Lazarus Project DLC pre-order coming soon.

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Cyberpunk 2077 Ending Spoilers 

The ending gave me major Mass Effect vibes, and .. uhh a run in with the cyberpunk version of The Illusive man?

my tolerance for people's utter and absolute bullshit is very
very

low right now

My horse would literally do anything for half a carrot. I wish I was as easily motivated too.

Tinnitus 

A lot of headaches and tiredness lately, no wonder when the weather is awful, haven't seen the sun in forever and my tinnitus is getting worse by the day

Not sure what gotten into this old man. He gave his rider a rollercoaster of a lesson yesterday. He was slow and lazy in the beginning, then spent half the lesson thinking he was a rodeo horse, nonstop bucking, cantering as fast as he could, only to suddenly switch over and spend the rest of the lesson acting as a well trained dressage horse.

Vivid dreaming 

I still remember the morning light hitting the carpet through the large arched windows. The lush garden, the old kitchen counter with the chipped paint, indoor doors with stained glass windows. Uhuhuh I want a house like that 😭

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