when someone's my age i think, wow, they're so much older than me
me, learning to sew: ah what is it they say, "one stitch to rule them all... nine stitches to find them"
hey siri what's mastocoin trading at against the dollar
they should call it the internet of dings cos it's turning us all into dinguses
somtimes i'll write a regex to filter a meme out of my timeline and then i'll forget and be like, pleasantly surprised at how quickly masto realized it wasn't funny, and then it will slowly dawn on me, with creeping horror, that everyone's definitely still doing the meme constantly and i just can't see it, which is kind of like knowing *for sure* that someone is doing a murder in the other room
found a couple of comedy sketches i wrote 3 years ago. they're not very funny. it's not my sense of humour at all. it's really weird
is there a website that straight up tells you whether you're bad or not