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hi posting the powderpaint EP again so i can pin it on my profile

powderpaint.bandcamp.com/album

but if you havent listened to it yet,,,,,,,, go on!!!

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all right pals ive got a new album out

it's a 5 track EP called 'Songs I Hate'

you can download it (or pay what you want) on bandcamp envelopegenerator.bandcamp.com

there's also a video for one of the songs on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=mQJ3gHqC_r

i think it's quite good and i hope you think so too

love you 💜

@envgen how i do treasure these sweet interludes inbetween being lambasted and shamed for my very true and necessary posts about the human anus

This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the London A-Z
that was in
the glove compartment
and which
you were probably saving
for navigating the streets of inner london in an era before the mainstream availability of GPS technology
Forgive me
i ate a map and i don’t have a good excuse

this has a very Scarfolk vibe but i can only assume that its real

the web is a kind of box where you write "what are the worlds best socks" and it says "these are the worlds best socks" and you buy them and they're the world's worst socks

thought id be commanding a whole army of loyal eggs by now

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came out on facebook 6 months ago yet not a single friend has messaged me to ask if they can """talk about something"""

today *might* be the last ever bandcamp friday??? bandcamp are being vague 👀

if you want to pick up some music from independent artists, like us maybe, today's the day✨

all our music is pay what you want!!! powderpaint.bandcamp.com/

imagine walking on stage with your band. and the crowd is cheering. and you walk up to the mic. and you're like. 'hewwo'

love how irish trad music notation looks like the fuckin enigma code

take it from me. the juno is not very good. it is good but it is maybe £150 good

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love the false lore that has emerged around the juno. 80s hit machine lmao

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NEW VIDEO: Why Wasn’t Tracy Beaker Gay? | The Impact and Legacy of Section 28

youtu.be/mmZfmOzBBJA

videopostiiiiiiing

have a click if you’re interested and leave me a comment on the youtube to feed that algorithm if you like ~

my dad has sent me a copy of the book he has written

dads be spending too much time ""writing books"" and not enough time ""booking"" the ""write"" time to speak to their children

sex adj 

i think. if a genie appeared and told me. that i will never have sex again in my life. id be like. 'hm. ok. cool'

but if the genie said that i *will* have sex again at some point in my life. id be like. 'hm. weird. but ok'

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