hazel, president of the world @envgen@mastodon.social

never liked my name so im tryin out something new!!

what do you think 🤷🤷🤷

all right pals ive got a new album out

it's a 5 track EP called 'Songs I Hate'

you can download it (or pay what you want) on bandcamp https://envelopegenerator.bandcamp.com/album/songs-i-hate

there's also a video for one of the songs on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJ3gHqC_rc

i think it's quite good and i hope you think so too

love you 💜

if i interact with you on this here website i presume you are french or californian until proven innocent

about to see a friend who doesnt drink much, having just finished a bottle of wine that was on the turn. i will be the life and soul of the party*

*insufferable and shouty

get hype for the pontypandy EP, one of the songs has a jazz trumpet solo 🎺

btw if youve ever favd or boosted a powerpant song or just listened to us and liked it? i love you dearly 💞

ok im done i swear

gonna boost the powerpants video i swear its the last time

why isnt my band famous. someone give us a load of money. we'll do an album i swear

hey north americans do you say 'dentist' and 'dennis' the same

theres something incredibly adult about owning a sword. its like.....they let you do that??? kinda like having ice cream whenever you want yknow

i will never own a sword cos im convinced a burglar would come in and stab me with it

*googling* how to stop being insufferable and start being some sufferable

got the sniffles

it takes slightly longer for people to notice i have four knees. give it another year