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@envgen how i do treasure these sweet interludes inbetween being lambasted and shamed for my very true and necessary posts about the human anus

This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the London A-Z
that was in
the glove compartment
and which
you were probably saving
for navigating the streets of inner london in an era before the mainstream availability of GPS technology
Forgive me
i ate a map and i don’t have a good excuse

short-scale dog

this has a very Scarfolk vibe but i can only assume that its real

Look at my girls 😍😍😍

the web is a kind of box where you write "what are the worlds best socks" and it says "these are the worlds best socks" and you buy them and they're the world's worst socks

@envgen something something eggs and soldiers

today *might* be the last ever bandcamp friday??? bandcamp are being vague 👀

if you want to pick up some music from independent artists, like us maybe, today's the day✨

all our music is pay what you want!!! https://powderpaint.bandcamp.com/

imagine walking on stage with your band. and the crowd is cheering. and you walk up to the mic. and you're like. 'hewwo'

@envgen me, not reading the caption: *squinting* Is this Welsh?

NEW VIDEO: Why Wasn’t Tracy Beaker Gay? | The Impact and Legacy of Section 28

https://youtu.be/mmZfmOzBBJA

videopostiiiiiiing

have a click if you’re interested and leave me a comment on the youtube to feed that algorithm if you like ~

@envgen Sex is weird, isn't it