j'heck @envgen@mastodon.social

ransom note: pay me $90000 per month or i will write the most boring book imaginable entitled "british architecture of the 1990s"

PewDiePie-11

hi, whats up youtube, welcome to my review of the Psbiometexel LLC Inc. N Zero Crystal Gold UNIX Plus Workstation. this is the original monitor, it plugs in through an extremely thick cable that contains a wire for every single one of the pixels onscreen. as you can see it has a 50-button mouse, which is really useful for CAD software. in fact it was used to design the Chrysler PT Cruiser. these babies used to cost $500 million per unit, and it shows in the all-marble construction,

at one point years ago i backed up the entirety of my grandma's windows 98 (/ME?) hard drive, that was only a couple gigabytes, so I kept it. the computer had been given to her by someone (maybe at a second-hand computer place?) who had reformatted it or set it up as new again, someone called Mr. Griffiths. whenever i search for files on my computer theres always stuff that pops up called "mr griffiths". who knows who he even was. is he even still alive?? i'm haunted by the ghost of mr griffiths

@Murkrow @noelle @envgen Wiggly worms, you just can't catch 'em! Wiggly worms, you just can't catch 'em!
Match our tails to the cards, hehehehe!
You just can't catch em: WIGGLY WORMS!

i might lose followers for this but dogs are good

@envgen *jam walking 2 school with a zip drive snugly in pocket, wearing headphones that're plugged into it*

move aside Roomba, we're not done here

@envgen OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OH

TEN SIXTY SIX

@candle @envgen challenge /everything/sssSSSHTP

@envgen tick followed tock followed tick followed tock

@envgen e. a. sports
it's in the game