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While the SEGA Genesis was officially discontinued in 1997, many of its most successful games found a home on later platforms, including 'Peter Gabriel The Hedgehog', 'Earthworm Phil Collins', and 'Mike & The Mechanics & Knuckles'.

july? fuck off, we've not even had june yet. fuck off!!!!!!!!

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@envgen world cup? more like world bowl. world toilet bowl. it's doodoo

this is similar to what will probably happen when i watch a few episodes of the new doctor who after having not watched it since 2006

*men's world cup is on*

ugh!! men! and their football!! all those horrible football lads in the streets. chanting and screaming and fighting and going on and on about the football. dreadful. cant wait til the women's world cup

*women's world cup is on*

yeah i hate football

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been added to a mystery whatsapp group called "France/Germany". more updates as the story unfolds

looking at luggage trolleys on ebay and amazon and literally not a single one states the dimensions of the base, which you'd think would be an exceptionally important thing to know, but apparently isnt

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Sorry to keep posting this, but our situation is pretty dire. We haven't enough to cover the basic bills, let alone food, and our supplies are dwindling. Please give us a signal boost. Thank you.

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beauty tip - smear yourself in factor 50 suncream to give your eyes that "two pissholes in the snow" look

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@envgen @jk Humidity's rising/ barometer's getting low/ according to all sources/ James stubbornly says "no"

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@chao i feel like its a bit weird going on holiday with your skeleton. for the skeleton it'd be kinda like going on holiday with your boss???

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Gender-neutral cover called It's Raining Them

in my pjs but got dr martens on to wear them in, and it's Extremely High Fashion

love that the headteacher deems it professional to text every member of staff two hours after we've gone home to tell us we've left some windows open and to call us "fuckers"