— There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

— What’s that?

— Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

[RIP William Goldman]

nytimes.com/2018/11/16/obituar

I love the smell of fine particulate in the morning.

May the saints of all the stars and constellations
Bring you hope
As they guide you out of the dark and into the light
On this voyage and in the next
And all the journeys still to come
For now and ever more.

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Gosh I hope you all vote tomorrow. Or, if you already voted, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, Hazel, our baby, was born!

(She replies, “I’m not a baby any more, I’m four!”)

OK so I set the clocks back to 1:00 when it was 2:00, but then it was 2:00 again and so now it’s 1:27 and I’m stuck in a time loop send help

Well. This is fun. (Similar issue trying to update apps.)

It's finally here! v1.0 of Toot! has been officially released on the app store!

itunes.apple.com/us/app/toot/i

For those who have not been in on the beta test already, this is an Mastodon client for iOS, full of character and whimsy. It is multi-instance, multi-account, it is fast, it is comfortable and it is above all a lot of fun!

It has a strong focus on user experience, animation, and attention to detail, as well as being the best client for Mastodon around. Try it now!

“Murder by Chocolate” — our entry for the chili cook-off: beef and lamb, with a mole poblano base. mastodon.social/media/n37Auoxj

How to Register to Vote: Deadlines for Each State - The New York Times apple.news/A7LFHRnRNTl2CUzIykE

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