I'm moving over to harpy.life; if you want to follow me, I'm @erinbee πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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Lithops, the Living Stone succulent. When it blooms, it looks like a flower cleaving a rock.

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Flagging for people in dresses? 

Flagging for people in dresses? 

TFW it's too early in the morning to do the calculations to figure out if the kitchen is isolated enough to run the coffee grinder without enraging the neighbours.

1. Emily Dickinson said it way earlier, in like 1864 or something. Horny recluse isn't a great association for weddings, but it's not creepy Hollywood pedophile bad.

2. If you are going to miss the point entirely, at least attribute it to Selena Gomez.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6q

I just saw an ad for a wedding photographer that prominently featured the quote "The heart wants what it wants" attributed to Woody Allen. Really? Really? Gross.

If you like someone's round ass and thicc thighs, you don't get to complain about their stomach being soft. To quote Rihanna, "You want to have a butt, then you have a gut."

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Or that one person who 3D printed a thing that let him mount a high powered camera lens to it

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sext: i look at my first three numbers to establish when the book was published while you look at my third string of numbers for title information

Pumpkin Spice shitpost 

Parenting, autism, sleep, food 

It's almost one AM, and when I called to order pizza I was not expecting them to be still open, let alone experiencing higher than normal call volume.

But really, if you are going to eat pizza, the early hours of Sunday is the best time to do it.

It rained today, tonight is cool and cloudy, it's finally the beginning of scarf making season. Curled up on the couch with a fleece blanket and the pattern for a lace scarf (Mythos shawl, from Ravelry: ravelry.com/patterns/library/m)

8 rows in, and the pattern is really easy to catch on to.

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mildly nsfw, Paleolithic nudes compared to modern nudes 

Selfie, body image 

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Solarpunk and Art Nouveau – short thread 

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