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every time someone mentions me i get stronger

Hello Everyone! My kids are doing fine! I hope you're staying safe!

Hello! One of my kids didn't eat their vegetables today! I'm very upset!

Hello everyone in the new year! Please! Be nice to me! I have kids!

Please if you see my kids! Say Hello! Thank you!

I'm sorry! I physically can't reply to everyone who mentioned me, but thank you if you did!

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i got an email saying i got mentioned over 300 times what is wrong everyone

i got an email saying someone puts ice on dry cereal and i'm here to investigate that

everyone boosted

since i'm everyone i get to do things everyone collectively agrees with like saying i'm gay

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