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you know how a coupla years back, just as the Outage Machine was really starting to hum, there was this orthogonal push to stop tweeting about your lunch, because nobody cares about your sandwich? that was the thing I loved best about Twitter: people sharing their most mundane, their most regular experiences. It's like a warm blanket, mercifully free of judgement and outrage. I'm no Buddhist, but I really dig the concept of the sacredness of the every day.

I had grilled cheese with bacon, btw.

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Uber but for take my kids out and run them while I fall asleep in this coffee

current Valentine's Day fondue status (high latency):

, Session 1. My not-quite five-year old ran a game for us and it was the best thing.

this is happening. this is really happening.

I like music in the bathroom because as a kid I had a Sesame Street concept album on vinyl where Ernie was having a bath and everyone showed up to sing songs with him.

it's windy and cold outside, but inside the bath water is warm, the bubbles are prodigious and the grooves are deep.

toured the spheres. they're kinda neat.

new @Sloanmusic and new @JanelleMonae this year? goodness me.

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@evilchili Which class does Hello Kitty represent? I want to play that one.

the fighter's sword can put targets to sleep, and only someone of the same alignment can wake them up.

Wingus (4) announced he was going to DM his own campaign. "Cute," I thought, but no, he's fucking serious. he has homebrew races with special abilities, magical weapons with alignment, and a map of the starting dungeon (the players' house). I have been out-nerded.

for fans of jungle-y beats and Keith Jarrett's straight four, @akajtg and I suggest GoGo Penguin youtu.be/UokxELNWkJ4

our new office building is music-themed, for some reason. This week one wall on my floor got covered in the lyrics to Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots. 😕

I smell nacho cheese and it's really fucking with my day

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