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you know how a coupla years back, just as the Outage Machine was really starting to hum, there was this orthogonal push to stop tweeting about your lunch, because nobody cares about your sandwich? that was the thing I loved best about Twitter: people sharing their most mundane, their most regular experiences. It's like a warm blanket, mercifully free of judgement and outrage. I'm no Buddhist, but I really dig the concept of the sacredness of the every day.

I had grilled cheese with bacon, btw.

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we ask Wingus and Dingus one question from this book each day. today's question was "What music makes you happy, and why?"

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So far this slide deck has Jurassic 5, the Principia Discordia, the Dvedhavitakka Sutta, and the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

It's going well.

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@evilchili do you have a slide about party patrols?

Current status: Listening to Jurassic 5 - Quality Control while prepping a slide deck for a talk on creating a culture of quality.

good morning, my little bodies floating in space

Kung Fu Yoga is a screwball-comedy-with-lame-jokes-and-inventive-action-sequences-but-also-ham-fisted-dialogue-with-a-message trainwreck. In other words, a Jackie Chan film in the classic mold.

BRB have to watch Armor Of God again.

When you wanna take it to the bridge

Courage, my word
(It didn't come, it doesn't matter)
Courage, your word
(It didn't come, it doesn't matter)
Courage, it couldn't come at a worse

Time.

Doing the hard work of putting dumb things on my head a d taking pictures. Parenting is a daily struggle.

my DM prep starts the minute the last game finishes. I spend about a week pondering the next game and how I'm going to pick it up. Usually by the weekend I have the hook, and then I put together maps, NPCs and lore as necessary, but this one had me stumped until just now.

the problem with music documentaries is now *this* band is the best band.

"I tried two bites of the cauliflower but I didn't like it very much but I love edamame so thank-you for making that!" -- Wingus, aged 5, who is already better at humaning than me.

Current status: getting cosmetic bodywork done on Gary the Car by Literally Some Guy Who Pulled Up With A Bag Of Tools and this is basically how I want all vehicular interactions to go.

slowly rolling into action for Wingus and Dingus's delayed birthday party. Coffeeaxinus, Great Dragon Lord Of Awakening, hear my plea.

We've cured PAX Pox and Galloping Horse Farts but we're running out of time to cure Toddler Barf.

fuckin zombie MRAs all over the middle east