Donald: Thou art a fuck-ass!
Rosemary: I beseech ye.
Elizabeth: Hark! Didst thou refer to me as a "fuck-ass"?
Rosemary: Elizabeth, cease!
Elizabeth: Thou canst suck a fuck!
Donald: Oh, pray tell, Elizabeth, how doth one "suck a fuck"?
Elizabeth: Wouldst thou like to know?
Donald: Pray, tell me!
Rosemary: We will not suffer this in the place we sup!
"haha aw dang you all are really cool-"
Eugen: Please don't use that kind of language here.
"what, "dang"? sorry, i thought-"
Eugen: No, "cool", you're only able to praise d-list former child actors. Any praise not direction unto a celebrity who has spent more years playing himself than any other role is grounds for discipline.
people are getting mad that my posts about a certain starfleet boy are making the rounds. theyre dming me saying things like "sapiosexuals put headphones down their pants and play mozart before a date". should i be persecuted for the power of my posts? do i not deserve to speak freely on line? to this, i say: when sapiosexuals want people to shut up they say "listen up, 100s, a 115 is speaking"
im doing a politics mom
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