It’s Friday night. I ate pizza, drank two beers, and watched this movie. A fitting end to a week.

Contrasting news items on TV this morning:
🇺🇸 Grand Central giving away free vaccines PLUS free 7-day Metrocards
🇯🇵 Govt pledges to vaccinate “85% of the elderly” by August
🇯🇵 Vaccine registration website crashes
🇯🇵 960 vaccines spoiled due to improper storage
🇯🇵 O L Y M P I C S

I can’t explain it, but the entirety of my mental faculties today has been preoccupied with Resident Evil. Literally can’t concentrate on anything else.
@cvxfreak@twitter.com is this just how you live your life everyday, or do you take breaks??

This Week In Retro: I reflect on the 10th anniversary of Marvel's efforts to bring Thor to life that, against all odds, worked.

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Today I spent 90 minutes streaming a game at home and then played games for 3 hours at work. 2021 isn’t at all what I expected.

Since there's only a week left on their crowdfunding campaign, have you seen my friends' new game Spirit Swap? There's a demo and it is very cute: kck.st/3a88qAc
(There's even a Steam page if you like what you see: store.steampowered.com/app/159)

Pandemic shmandemic, I’m in desperate need of a haircut & shave and...nice

This Week In Retro: I reflect on a decade of Enoch, Lucifel, and El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron patreon.com/posts/50755094

cleaning out our freezer of ancient, rock-hard ice cream, we let it defrost and I dipped pretzel chips in it and I feel like I discovered a secret formula for pure joy

This Week In Retro: I slam the brakes on my Chrysler LeBaron and rush to the defense of Tom Green’s Freddy Got Fingered for its 20th anniversary

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For my new gig as a (part-time) esports English teacher, I've been playing Fortnite on the clock at work. By my math, that officially makes me a Pro Gamer now. ⌨️🖱️💴

when the fuck did people start using words like 'consumer', 'franchise', 'intellectual property', and 'content' to talk about shows and shit, i do hate it so very much

This Week In Retro: What happens when one of the greatest games EVER gets a sequel? One of the greatest games of all time, obviously! Happy 10th anniversary to Portal 2!

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Put ingredients into the automatic cooker and rice machine, set timers for both. Only then did it hit me: two robots are making my dinner tonight.
I live in the future?

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