1 moose = 2 meese

RT @ShowerThoughts: 2 teeth = 1 tooth. 2 geese = 1 goose. therefore 2 sheep = 1 shoop

The resolution of a movie or video randomly jumping from 144p to 1080p feels exactly like when your nose clears up during a cold.

From birdsite 

Discussions about Star Trek captains always go fine until someone mentions the Tuvix episode

I hate that episode not because of its premise but because of the endless discussions it has spawned, discussions that don't really go anywhere

(hint: the moral of that one is sometimes there is no "good" and or "right" decision, just two bad/wrong ones and you have to pick one)

#startrek

When Drake said "Pull the lever Kronk... WRONG LEVER".

I felt that.

I feel broken
RT @Karalela@twitter.com u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water

For the first time since I started taking the train twice a week, I walked to the train station without needing to stop or use a Lyft.

Finally got access to my account again, thank you mastodon.social support!

i want a crisp pickle and a block of ultra sharp cheddar 😶

I can watch unlimited free porn on the internet all day but I have to pay $15 a month if I want to read one study paper

there should be a browser extension that intercepts requests for location info and sends false info back on your behalf

yes hello i am browsing from the middle of the Indian Ocean

privacytools.io/ is a pretty good resource for privacy and anti-surveillance related information. You can find a lot of useful tools there.

#privacytools #privacy #encryption #surveillance #masssurveillance #software

just changed my passwords for all websites I can remember having signed up for, plus many other ones, with secure 20-character monstrosity passwords. no-one will ever hack my ello now.

Remember in the 90s, when teens were more tech savvy than adults, and everyone assumed that the savviest would just keep getting younger? Now it's 2017, and the people who were teens in the 90s are the most tech savvy generation and probably will be until they die.

Kids don't grow up with computers any more, they grow up with iPhones. If it's possible to learn to code on an iPhone, it's despite Apple's best efforts.

A film everybody should have seen: Revolution OS

"Linux wasn’t so much about being an operating system as it was about putting power in people’s hands. This isn’t so true anymore. Most of the few websites that remain are commercial endeavors that often confuse “software freedom” with the mere availability of source code and a free price tag. [..] The ideas behind the free software movement are now in danger of being reduced to merely a business model for managing software in the corporate world. [..] Without community, the free tech movement will disappear — of that, you can be certain."

http://fossforce.com/2017/05/sex-love-history-free-software-linux-open-source/

#FreeSoftware #OpenSource #history #philosophy #video #software #freedom

You know what victims need? To be able to point out an issue and then be able to walk away from it. We still have no communities who can provide this kind of support. Instead we rely on victims to lead their own cause while simultaneously dealing alone with the mental, emotional, and FINANCIAL fallout of their own abuse.

White people are responsible for racism - white people need to lead the charge against it.

Men are responsible for the abuse of women - men need to lead the charge against it.

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