hi nice to meet you I'm the guy who still makes Homestar Runner references on the reg in 2018
once again I point the blame squarely at tight pants
hot take: Masto should not focus on acquiring new users
it should focus on providing its users a safe, stable, reliable place to form a community, and allow users to join organically
trying to emulate other systems by incorporating their flaws is a terrible idea and guess against the whole ethos behind most people who came here
Hattori Hanzo, a.k.a. "The Gooch"
*hums the DuckTales moon theme*
we can't afford to be innocent
stand up and face the enemy
it's a do or die situation
we will be invincible
Information wants to be free.
But potable water, nutritious food, clean air, habitable shelter, elements-protective clothing, life saving and improving medicine, and time, precious, precious time want to be just as free.
Loving Husband and Father
Rest in Peace
*clicks on intercom* price check on prune juice, Bob, price check on prune juice
"How long should I sit on the loo to chase these Tuesday blues away?"
--Good Times Charlie
awesome awesome fancy danish totally diggity professional underdrawers
there once was a man from Nantucket
who was really nice and everyone liked him