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easy vegan pancake recipe for hungover assholes Show more

writing a song that is so heterosexual no-one will ever listen to my music again

as much as I stan for I Feel Love this is probably the greatest disco song ever

youtube keeps recommending i watch this and i usually just do and haven't yet regretted it

Please boost to help me find my old twitter friends!! Show more

stupid bodyhorror (bodystupid) Show more

multiple people had diagnosed the fact that consolidation of "online" into 2 or 3 large commercial malls was fucking with our psyche, whether or not you ultimately want to branch out into smaller or more curated spaces is a separate question but clearly, Twitter and Facebook and their ilk have been making everything worse

music progress Show more

please retoot my cat he has low self confidence

crockett Show more

Name a really stupid weapon. HARD MODE: no Davy Crockett portable nuclear missile launcher, no Russian bomb dogs, no Lockheed-Martin F-35.

shitting myself as i crawl through shadow moses, hoping meryl doesn't notice

:103b:​ ALOLAN
:103b:​ SAYS
:103b:​ FUCK
:103b:​ TERFs

I'm watching Mad Max 2 and it is a bit like watching someone play Far Cry, also I find it interesting how Mel Gibson is clearly beautiful but I find him utterly impossible to fancy

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