Pinned toot

easy vegan pancake recipe for hungover assholes Show more

before they invented memes the only funny thing that had ever happened was John Otway whacking his ballsack on an amp

NOW HOW OLD ARE YOU
WHERE IS YOUR HARBOUR
TELL ME WHILE YOUR LIPS ARE TRUE
OPEN THE DOOR

writing Show more

Spyro reignited Show more

Spyro reignited Show more

hello my guys and angels. i've been trying to write a song but instead i wrote a really off-brand thing

context - I'm thinking about making an accountability app designed for Executive Dysfunction people that you can tell about the stuff you need to get done and it'll intelligently track your process and prod you with reminders

what's the best way of making a chatbot app that the user interacts with with clickable buttons? Is there a framework for doing this?

for the record i'm a Young Millennial and that fake influencer article makes me want to scream in confusion too

just opened up a PDF of a UK libsoc publication from 1976 and: lmao

how the HELL am I almost [age] and still a virgin who's never had a Number 1 single

boss makes a dollar
I make a dollar
we work at the co-op
now lemme hear ya holler

@dogtrax @lastnamegarrett hi! Also, everyone I follow is a musician. Here are some recommendations (mostly women, because I've seen a lot of recommendation toots with mostly man musicians): @lauraritchie @artsyhonker @safertohatethem @er1n @wohali @fireh9lly @vanhaase

should clarify, it's a man's arse. and it's very good.

Show more
Mastodon

Follow friends and discover new ones. Publish anything you want: links, pictures, text, video. This server is run by the main developers of the Mastodon project. Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!