easy vegan pancake recipe for hungover assholes Show more
ASA-GO-FOETEDA-YOURSELF BAKED BEAN PANCAKE
2 heaped dessert spoons of gram flour
1/4 cup of water
1/2 tsp nutritional yeast
1/2 tsp chia seeds (if you're into them)
Drop of apple cider vinegar, kombucha, wine, pickle brine, or whatever alcoholic beverage you are currently drinking
Pinch of salt
Generous pinch of asafoetida
Black pepper and/or chilli flakes (optional)
alright so you remember FOIL from high school algebra right? the reason it made no sense wasnt because you were dumb and bad at math, its because its a horseshit method for memorizing an out of context symbolic manipulation.
the rule goes as follows:
(a+b)^2 = (a+b)(a+b) = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
in ancient geometry, numbers werent just formless abstractions - they represented actual quantities, like length or area.
@fireh9lly i think when i wrote the joke the answer was "lol brian cells aren't real" but now i'm closer to shitposting "doctors advise you kill any brian cells found in or around your body. they are considered armed and dangerous"
bureaucracy Show more
how am i supposed to have all of these bills, bank statements and documents confirming my address now that everything is online?
anti-Palestinian racism Show more
just googled the name of the company with BDS and found there was a protest there in 2014 which involved this extremely normal banner being held up by the counterprotesters
someone today tried to sell me a £40 Dead Sea salt scrub set and so I was doing #BDS by not being able to afford it
UK crime and politics Show more
This weekend, the grandson of Neville Staple from 1980s ska band The Specials was stabbed to death outside a nightclub in Coventry in the English Midlands.
The worst part of this is the Specials were writing songs criticising the culture of violence and fighting amongst young people (often due to lack of anything more positive for them to do) *38-40* years ago, and yet neither people nor politicians have learnt anything from this..
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/262121807/heavy-metal-parking-lot-inspired-t-shirt well, you can buy the tshirt from Heavy Metal Parking Lot...
For those who want it:
A tool that allows you to quickly see if Reddit users are subscribed to evil subs is available at masstagger.com
Thanks to @zyx for finding it for me!
F. British. Pop star? i like cult media and overprocessing things.
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