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„Wir gehen zur Sparkasse und holen uns Euro-Starterkits, kommst du mit?“

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Wait, you actually have to drink water? To survive? hahahaha! That's fucking hilarious. Hey, Hey Guys! Check out this fucker! Look at this? They have to drink water! Can you believe this?!

you can do that when the fediverse is bigger than twitter

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telling people to disable the crossposter was a stupid self-own imo

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when you buy a social network and everyone leaves

forever elon

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born too late to explore the seas,

too early to explore the stars,

but at least a machine washes my dirty dishes

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Dr Pimple Pepper (like Dr Pimple Popper but more painful)

tried to post some song lyrics but the character limit on mastodon.social is way too reasonable

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upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. reset reason: connection failure

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Isekai that starts with "Hey, You. You're finally awake?"

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