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HEY EVERYONE FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT
I MOVED TO @forivall
FOLLOW ME THERE KTHX

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Know your terms!
Gender dysphoria: an unease related to one's gender
Gengar dysphoria: an unease related to a spooky ghost type pokemon creeping RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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I WILL NEVER PURGE MY AUTHENTICATION TOKEN FROM SESSION STORAGE

Hey, does anyone know what's happening with queer.af? It's been down today. @postmaster

I'm disappointed that the pronoun stickers at were described as "preferred pronouns"...

Just call them pronoun stickers!!

Also, it would be nice to encourage everyone to take them, not just be like "oh there's preferred pronoun stickers"

HEY EVERYONE FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT
I MOVED TO @forivall
FOLLOW ME THERE KTHX

Halloween costume idea for bisexual folks:

Wear a pumpkin costume and a bi pride flag.

Pumpkin Bi!

HEY EVERYONE FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT
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Happy Friday, lovely people.

Take a deep breath, and slowly exhale.

You're gonna be ok.

ive been singing "you would not believe your eyes if lex luthor stole your pies" all day in my head

"Shuppet!" would make a really good clean expletive. I think i'm going to start using it.

I don't know what to make of this... The delivery driver put my hard drives... In the fridge?! Because the box says new egg?!?!

What happened with was a labor disaster. The gaming public has been taught that games as a product is more important than developer livelihood. It's a paradigm that only benefits profiteering management & it needs to end.

Read more @PasteGames@twitter.com: pastemagazine.com/articles/201

What do you call a developer friendly database for storing popular a Hawaiian dish?

Poke MongoDB

Remember, when sorting alphabetically, place Neil before Zod.

@jonkoltz @lipsticksocialist

Why shouldn't you buy flowers from a monk?

Because only YOU can prevent florist friars.

Sorry. I'll see myself out...

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