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And also here is a picture of Pasha, the content that you’re all here for.

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Someone help me, @sky is trying to suppress the knowledge that cheese, being bone-helping solid, is the opposite of bone-hurting juice

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the mastodon notification noise is becoming an erotic trigger for me

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It's been a while since I shared a photo of my , so here you go.

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Maybe a day late and a dollar short but here's my contribution to the raging bowsette meme 😊

I'm sure Fantastic Beasts will be a cool movie though because they're just getting better at the visuals

Well, except for the Johnny Depp part, why the fuck did they cast him for that role, he just looks weird

Rowling's like "I've been holding onto this secret for 20 years"

I don't believe it, she couldn't even keep the 7 books internally consistent 100%, she just retcons via word of god whenever she wants.

Uhm what. Nagini is an animagus? What the fuck.

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@chr did you see those tumblr posts about people who adopt used roombas instead of buying new ones because they feel bad for them.

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My team is hiring!! Two people!!!

Come help make the npm cli better, make npm.community better, and help break new ground in package management with github.com/npm/tink!

* jobs.lever.co/npmjs/11bc7130-8

* jobs.lever.co/npmjs/a69b70b9-e

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