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Fit bits are just Tamagotchis for adults but turns out you're the blob you're trying to keep alive.

Hey @Gargron, way to go with the Mastodon migration service you got up and running here in Boston. Congrats🎈 mastodon.social/media/Oq1OzWdE

My friend is telling me about an anime called "I was reincarnated as a slime" and I'm here thinking a lot of people on Mastodon would be into that scenario

What they don't tell u is "millennial" actually means u get to live an extra 1000 years, maybe double that if u feel enough spite to fuel urself that long

Wow the Detective Pikachu movie poster looks great

just noticed that in an email I sent to my landlord days ago, the word kitchen somehow got autocorrected(?) to β€œkitchen” (with quotes). not intentional but i really hope it’s perplexed the hell out of them

hi I'm halcy and Pikachu Saying Fuck is basically the peak of humanities humoristic achievement to me

Reading the spec. Seems simple enough, would anyone benefit from us adding that? Is anyone using that?

thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her

LOVE WHEN MY MANAGER FORWARDS AN EMAIL WITH A MERE β€œFYI” IN THE BODY

I SCROLL DOWN AND SEE THAT THREE OF HIS SUPERIORS SAY β€œSEE BELOW, PASS ON TO YOUR TEAM”

I FINALLY SEE THE INITIAL EMAIL. I’M SWEATING WITH ANTICIPATION. β€œSEE ATTACHED,” IT TELLS ME

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