Genie: You have ONE WISH.

Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.

Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

Genie: Wait, is that...?

Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.

For my dutch comrades on these waves: did you notice how the ad theme song for Kruidvat is almost like that of Binky Bill? And now, good luck getting this out of your ear. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚

I need an umbrella with a coffee mug holder. โ˜‚๏ธ โ˜•
#Hamburg #rainy

"as a [user] i want to understand why [system does this and that] so that i understand how it works" is the most meta way to abuse our product backlog to date. (and i have about 150 of these added in the last 4 days by a team.)
i also realise i indeed missed to educate our colleagues not to formulate questions they could ask via chat or any standup, as user stories, and create me about 4 hours of extra backlog cleansing work ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Our 3 month roadmap is pretty exciting!

v0.10.6 - Mobile app support (eta: 1 day)

v0.10.7 - Performance, ComposeUI and Api updates

v0.10.8 - Circles

v0.10.9 - Stories and Instagram/Tumblr import

the hardest part of a blog post is the first paragraph.

Hi Fediverse

it seems to me that closed down it's services. All social media accounts are deleted and the site is currently offline.

Unfortunately, I have no clue what happened, I'm as surprised as you are. I already contacted the French, Italian and Turkish version of the site.

In case someone knows anything about what happened or has backups of one/multiple pages of the website, I would be very happy to get in touch with you.

#SwitchingSocial #offline

One thing people don't give @Gargron much credit for is the mastodon api.

He basically set the standard for open mobile APIs on the fediverse.

We all owe him a beer or two ๐Ÿป

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