Genie: You have ONE WISH.

Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.

Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

Genie: Wait, is that...?

Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.

For my dutch comrades on these waves: did you notice how the ad theme song for Kruidvat is almost like that of Binky Bill? And now, good luck getting this out of your ear. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚

I need an umbrella with a coffee mug holder. โ˜‚๏ธ โ˜•
#Hamburg #rainy

"as a [user] i want to understand why [system does this and that] so that i understand how it works" is the most meta way to abuse our product backlog to date. (and i have about 150 of these added in the last 4 days by a team.)
i also realise i indeed missed to educate our colleagues not to formulate questions they could ask via chat or any standup, as user stories, and create me about 4 hours of extra backlog cleansing work ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Our 3 month roadmap is pretty exciting!

v0.10.6 - Mobile app support (eta: 1 day)

v0.10.7 - Performance, ComposeUI and Api updates

v0.10.8 - Circles

v0.10.9 - Stories and Instagram/Tumblr import

the hardest part of a blog post is the first paragraph.

Hi Fediverse

it seems to me that switching.social closed down it's services. All social media accounts are deleted and the site is currently offline.

Unfortunately, I have no clue what happened, I'm as surprised as you are. I already contacted the French, Italian and Turkish version of the site.

In case someone knows anything about what happened or has backups of one/multiple pages of the website, I would be very happy to get in touch with you.

#SwitchingSocial #offline

One thing people don't give @Gargron much credit for is the mastodon api.

He basically set the standard for open mobile APIs on the fediverse.

We all owe him a beer or two ๐Ÿป

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