Genie: You have ONE WISH.
Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.
Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].
Genie: Wait, is that...?
Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.
"as a [user] i want to understand why [system does this and that] so that i understand how it works" is the most meta way to abuse our product backlog to date. (and i have about 150 of these added in the last 4 days by a team.)
i also realise i indeed missed to educate our colleagues not to formulate questions they could ask via chat or any standup, as user stories, and create me about 4 hours of extra backlog cleansing work 🤦♂️
i geeked out over business flights and how they should not be tax deductible. http://gergolippai.com/2019/10/05/flygskam/
i geeked out over some maps:
Our 3 month roadmap is pretty exciting!
v0.10.6 - Mobile app support (eta: 1 day)
v0.10.7 - Performance, ComposeUI and Api updates
v0.10.8 - Circles
v0.10.9 - Stories and Instagram/Tumblr import
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One thing people don't give @Gargron much credit for is the mastodon api.
He basically set the standard for open mobile APIs on the fediverse.
We all owe him a beer or two 🍻
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putting the "overt" in "introvert"
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