everyone was blaming light and maya.... light is literally the most respectable person I know I can't believe they thought I was light
It's so funny how everyone believed me like literally out of all of us... who the fuck else would pose as darkiplier online
throwback to the time turnip, ms maya fursuit, and I came back to mastodon for a week on a different instance to fuck w the homestucks and I made a second account @/darkiplier without anyone knowing and fucked w people then I tooted out a picture of our private discord server and turnip and maya were SCREAMING and actually believed me when I said I wasn't darkiplier so everyone was darkiplier blaming everyone else in the server when it was rly me the whole time anyways happy 4/13
bro you need to pee real bad bro? alright hang on i gotta keep driving heres a bottle. im just gon' hold that dick steady for you bro .. nothing weird .. just piss into the bottle bro . ! Awhs shit bro the pee got all over my hands . awh shit i accidentally aimed the dick towards me you are peeing all over me bro. FUCK bro . im covered in your pee bro but are u good now?
dead acc bye / dm for social media