𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 (♡ >ω< ♡) @ghostlings@mastodon.social

they call me a cannibal because all I eat is coochie

SUNNY JUST MADE THE GOOFY FALLING DOWNA HOLE SOUND FOR NO REASON

shaun: skaia's in call but she just likes to listen
me: listen to this ffFFTPPHTTPTPTT

skaia: joins call
me: shes on her phone but she likes to listen
alyson: oh yea listen to this shit
alyson: BRRRTTT.....

dips a paint brush into a baha blast and uses it to make a pentagram on the floor to summon shaun cuckold

*you see me climbing up a apartment complex with suction cups attached to my hands, mumbling* pewdiepie wont just lick these balls.. hell suck 'em too...

ME

@pistol@witches.live

u wake up and see this looking down at u wyd

being friends with me is like being friends with kronk because I too am a complete idiot but I’m also kinda sexy

someone: fuck u gum
gum: clears throat and puts on glasses and begins reading the whistling penis story

the timeline: HRGGHH KOMAEDAS COOCHIE JUICE I PUT IT IN MY BONG ARGGGHHHH
some cishet nt joining mastadon:

i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit

*zips up my coochie* not horny today

i smacked my titty in the shower today and hallucinated my nipple coming off and hitting the wall like a pepperoni

in my dream last night kenku told me the trombone makes them horny

alysons making bird noises in call in her sleep and im so concerned

bortjuggalo

me n skaia: playing salmon run
me: skaia can u save me
skaia:
skaia: oh sorry was thinkin about feet

me and @Sunny in call