Abracadabra Superstore PDX @glassdelusion@mastodon.social

its true

i feel like Microsoft haven't updated these values in quite a while

boost this and ill give you a bad nickname

drawing a realistic dog...

#drawing #realistic #dog #animatedgif

"It's not that we have a short time to live; it's that we waste a lot of it."

Wearing stiff jeans with no underwear is the closest I'll ever come to experiencing the miracle of childbirth

a straw is just a very tall hole

Inside you there are two trucks, having sex. Two trucks, having sex.

Consider: You can just make up a gender. Really! There’s no test!

Fun games to play with your cat. I scored 2. She still hasn't moved.

eggs