Jake Whitehall is the rare overlap of posh white man and effing awesome.

i feel like Microsoft haven't updated these values in quite a while

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Wearing stiff jeans with no underwear is the closest I'll ever come to experiencing the miracle of childbirth

Inside you there are two trucks, having sex. Two trucks, having sex.

happystash on Twitter: When sewing, always remember pattern placement is key.

Consider: You can just make up a gender. Really! There’s no test!

Fun games to play with your cat. I scored 2. She still hasn't moved.

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