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Renamed my printer to Carly Rae Epson today, so there's that I guess

Really, sign person? Really?

I feel like this should probably have been a 301 Moved Permanently, 503 Service Unavailable, or 410 Gone rather than a 404.

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my cat: meow
me, actually saying this out loud just now: oh, do you want some can food? I think I... CAN do that.
my cat: plz stop

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Survey: Vaccine, alien planet or boss battle?

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I used Takeout to try to download my google photos, and it's given me several years worth of folders with dates on, all containing json files, and none of them prior to September 2017 contain any jpgs. Would appreciate any advice on this ✨

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Fact: If you think about this for sufficiently long, you officially become a combinatorialist.
#Maths

Post implementation review:

- 1c rice flour / 2tbsp corn starch / 1.25c water: not enough non-rice starch, noodles were too soft and couldn't be pulled out of the pan without tearing; use 2:1 rice:tapioca starch next time.

- when 2 minutes didn't work, boosting cooking time to 3, 4, 5 minutes did nothing. Probably the starch thing though.

- bread tin in the large saucepan was not a good steam setup. Lid didn't quite seal. Thin, round nonstick pie plate next time.

- sesame oil: 👍

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has anyone ever written a scifi story entirely in the format of a typography style guide

I tried making rice noodles from scratch today. It worked out, sort of, from a certain point of view.

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One thing I love about it here is that dudes, regardless of orientation, will fave/boost/compliment selfies from other dudes without it being A Thing or laughing it off with dumb “no homo” jokes.

Gents, this is part of how we fix masculinity. Keep up the good work.

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I just finished another album art commission. My client loves it 💃.

If you need an artwork for your next project contact me: sylvia.ritter@duangle.com.

These were commissions for fantastic musicians - check them out ❤️: soundcloud.com/furdune, soundcloud.com/cosmic-carpool, batou.bandcamp.com/album/kinet

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Horses in fantasy books: not afraid of anything not even dragons, can walk for days with heavy equipment and no rest, never gets lame, super loyal to their rider, never dirty always has a shining coat
My horse: afraid of funny looking trees, plastic bags and people on bikes, is sweaty after one hack into the woods, trips over his own hooves, would find the closest grass plot to graze on and leave me to suffer if I fell off, never been clean

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@WagonStar The existence of the Power User implies the existence of the Space User, Time User, Soul User, Mind User and Reality User

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The existence of the Power User implies the existence of the Wisdom User and Courage User. Discuss.

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J’y pense, mais à Montpellier, il va falloir renommer cette rue “rue des machines de bureau internationales” :

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