gravely corn @gravely@mastodon.social
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DSA SF, infosec boss, support main shotcaller, pronouns: he/him.
Joined Apr 2017
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tfw yer at the phó shop having your usual coward’s phó tai and another fella comes in and out basics you and orders “chicken noodle soup”
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when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are
breve lucky charms send toot
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Fanta Black, the blackest soda known to man
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All conference room AV systems should have little rubber prime buttons, chokes, pull starts, and run on 2-cycle fuel.
I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”
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[BOT POST] subtoot, politics
dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet
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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).
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"who cares if i do this"
- apathetic
- passive
- powerless
"who's going to stop me"
- clarity of purpose
- success-oriented
- committed choice
I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better
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quake postin
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was thinkin about getting a jean jacket then someone said "jean jackets are weighted blankets for DSA members" and now I can't get one
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one of my favorite hobbies is saying "now, now fellas" as i get backed into a corner
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DSA SF, infosec boss, support main shotcaller, pronouns: he/him.
Joined Apr 2017
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