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im about to make an omelette without breaking any eggs

How To with John Wilson, season ? episode ?, "How to Pee!"

i am never giving anyone the old hot foot on account of them having had more than a few less than kind words for old joey bananas everloving wife's gams and I am also always not putting people in any potato sacks and tossing said sacks in the san francisco bay with no fuss

i never give anyone the old hot foot on account of them having had more than a few unkind words for old joey bananas everloving wife's gams not do i go around town putting people in any potato sacks and be disposing of them in the san francisco bay without a lot of fuss

a few weeks in the new place and my only enemy (so far) is the gd salvation army idling diesel trucks for an hour on 26th st while they unload onto a lift that screams metal-on-metal failure is imminent up and down, up and down

president biden please send in the nat’l guard

a rauch NE IPA would probably be pretty good imo

Beep beep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z6u5hFgPk

Gravely Editor-in-Chief Gravely has revealed his 'go-to' lunch order. It's a stack of flap-jacks with butter and syrup, a wedge of watermelon with a peeled banana thrust through it with cubed melon on cream, bacon, and steak and eggs, sunny-side-up hold the steak. Would you try t

gonna finally read all the updated terms of services this weekend and cross that off the ol’ to do list

until they get updated again, right? eh hehehehe ;)

that people insist on naming one thing “equity” and another thing “equality”

and then have to waste time explaining the difference instead of using other phrases for both

is a pedagogical burden in a huge ideological blindspot of the proponents of caring

this is ridiculous!

Session ssh /Users/gravely (ssh) #1 just rang a bell!

opened a ticket w/ my usenet provider tonight for help with account recovery after moving my mail from http://gravely.zone to http://gravely.pizza and they promptly saw to and resolved my issue

it is 2022

me? architect

what your job in NYC if seinfeld today

a family friend at digital gave me this poster when it was contemporary and i had it up in lots of apartments in my twenties, stopped putting it back up in my thirties

i'm thinking i should finally gonna get it framed and up again, even in the terrible condition it's in

my kid: s/mariposas/patos/, apparently

singing “if you’re happy and you know it” w/ the kid while walking him and the bike home after getting a flat tire put smiles on every face we passed this morning and kept him walking: win, win

lol, lmao

one! fiddle leaf fell off, ah ha ha ha

“WES ANDERSON FASCIST; LITERACY ISN’T AND UNCOMPLICATED APOLITICAL GOOD;