european friends are pals, american friends are ntscs

lewd furry trashpost 

Japanese most traditional and general morning greeting . 

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

tired: rapid-onset lycanthropy
wired: fast furrier transformation

if tech cos were really serious about getting more women in tech then they'd listen to my plan about sneaking estrogen into all the free office food

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

hrt 

ive been singing "you would not believe your eyes if lex luthor stole your pies" all day in my head

Why do we get “That time I was reincarnated as a slime”, but not “That time I was reincarnated as a slime girl”?

Thus the cat, considering which to play with, is inclined to think: "Well, I have the rest of my life to play with/sleep on/utilise that piece of furniture, but as soon as I take my eyes off that box it will be gone. I'd better get as much enjoyment out of the box as I can while it lasts. Then I can take my time to enjoy my new furniture."

People complain about cats liking cardboard boxes more than the things that come in them, but if you think about it, it's entirely logical.

Consider the lifespan of the typical cat furniture that comes in a box. You'll have that for at least weeks, if not years.

Consider instead the box. Typically the box will be disposed of if not the same day as the furniture is removed from it, then probably at most a week later.

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