hagen boosted

*neil degrasse tyson voice* a real life mastodon would lack the intellect to operate as a social network

this instant and depressing feeling of inadequacy when you read a sentence that is way better than anything you’ve ever written.

@map @jemus42 to you know mark brown/game maker’s toolkit? i’ve been watching his videos for the last couple of months and i’m still fascinated. probably the best edited knowledge-channel on youtube. his pacing and information density is almost perfect and there are so many details.

the dog decided to be the big spoon and it‘s the cutest thing ever. mastodon.social/media/3spGu7gI

forza horizon 4 has drag races but doesn’t force you to shift manually. so i built a car specifically for drag races, hold down rt and win every time. okay.

left the train too soon by accident. walked home. now i’m too tired to do anything. working on saturdays is fun.

update: the icloud music library doesn’t like audio hijack .mp4-files. audio hijack .m4a-files are fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wolfenstein: the new order spoilers, death and violence Show more

wolfenstein: the new order spoilers, death and violence Show more

wolfenstein: the new order spoilers, death and violence Show more

wolfenstein: the new order spoilers, death and violence Show more

drunk by accident but as a way of life

dear game developers: stop trying to force multiplayer on me. no i don’t want to play with strangers. hell some games i don’t want to play with friends. just leave me alone.

i want donuts
i don’t want to leave my flat
the struggle is real

cooking with wine is the best. your food tastes better and you can get drunk while making it.

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