ME: I probably shouldn't toot this since everyone can see it on the public timeline.

INNER ME: May the toot be with you.

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As the official graphic designer for Mastodon I'm proud to unveil the site's official mascot, Tootsie.

What did you guys like the most about Myspace? Thinking about rehosting the site.

When the public timeline isn't updating fast enough

When you realize the 'Publish' is not change to 'Toot' yet

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mfw people tell me they still use twitter

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mastodon dot social is missing one key feature of twitter dot com which is: i have yet to see donkey kongs bare ass on mastodon dot social

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Probably can't post the entire Bee Movie script in here

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?

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I'm not gay enough for this site and I don't have a fursona, either. yet here I am. thank you everyone

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