tempted to become a "comedy" account that bangs my head against the news until I'm braindead

Imagine spending your Christmas holiday season hopping up and down, red-faced with steam coming out of your ears because the news told you someone doesn't like a song - even though no one cares, even a little bit, at all

one good thing about our entire generation being poor forever will be watching the vast swaths of consumer industry that used to feed off a vibrant middle class wither, crumble, and die

"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."

president twitch streamer and vice president divorce dad

as I turned slightly to the side I realized the bluetooth signal sending" Daily Mix 2" now had to pass directly through my genitals to get to the speaker

if anyone ever asks my religion I will simply show them this picture

at the gym they have a channel that plays music videos and 2/3 of the videos (that are not her song) have Miley Cyrus doing a sex face

me finding the energy to be mad about politics even though I'm mentally and physically exhausted:

Just watched a TV segment about how awful the government is trying to be to trans folks - which reminded me how badass trans people are, and how much I love and support them

refusing to listen to the harpies screeching for me put "brown sugar" in my oatmeal; I continue to put in dried fruit from the bulk bin, and listen to their screams with pleasure

recently learned that Victoria's "secret" is prison labor

"The incentive structure is simply growth at all costs. There was never, in any board meeting that I have ever attended, a conversation about the users, about things that were going on that were bad, about potential dangers, about decisions that might affect potential dangers. There was never a conversation about that stuff." - Dan McComas, about Reddit

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