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Thank you in advance to everyone who Boosts my Toots. I hope one day to return the favor.

if you aren't having a good time then you can stay the heck off my page!

[During sex]

Me: I want you to hurt me

Her: You’re just stealing meme formats off of Twitter and Tooting them on Mastodon for some Boosts.

Me: What?

Her: You’re fooling yourself if you ever think you’ll be successful on either platform.

Me: Please stop.

Her: You’re obsessed with the buzz you get from notifications and I think you’re pathetic.

Me: [Climaxes.]

You have been visited by the Old Wizard Cat of good fortune. Boost this Toot to bless a stranger.

got a whole night's worth of toots backed up inside me

Battleship Potemkin (1925)

 ̄ ̄┗┓
    ┗┓ ヘ
   ┗┓ /īīīīīīīシ
  ┗┓ ○ ○

You got a big TOOT, let me BOOST it. And find out how hard I gotta JUICE it.

Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup

[Incredibly Jim Morrison Voice]


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