Pen Merch @idesofmerch@mastodon.social

How does the royalty of an underground kingdom adjust to life in a confusingly constructed house in the middle of the woods? Badly? Well you can read and find out if it's badly. (it is)

available here: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/crown-on-the-ground/

In issue 3 of "Glowing Hearts," inner Earth theory is proven correct, if you are the princess of a subterranean kingdom.

Available here: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/crown-on-the-ground/

As "Glowing Hearts" continues, learn how one might adjust to dating some sort of magical tree mushroom bug person

Available here: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-girl-cant-help-it/

The first issue of my comic, "Glowing Hearts," about the trials and tribulations of dating monsters (literal, not figurative)

Available here: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Sure is a lot of #comic you got there, be a real shame if someone would READ IT.
(start here: http://www.pilotside.us/comic/glowing-hearts-1/)

Going away: Catch the fever!

perhaps, THIS could be a place you go to: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Labyrinth is, to the best of my knowledge, the best movie written by Terry Palin and George Lucas

I have some proof that toning my comic gets way more people looking at it, and even half-assed coloring gets more than even that. But... It's just not very fun.

If you would like to know how tedious I find toning my comic, I have put it off by modelling the hair of four characters in Blender. I also learned how to use Blender.

Close to being able to achieve every comic artist's dreams: a horny statuette of one of your characters.

*Freddie Mercury voice* I am a spy man, I look and then report on things.

*Highlander Catalog Informercial voice* Just like Duncan McLeod this comic will be here forever: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

So you just had all of this lying around upstairs already?

Read the more, it's now possible that I fixed my website: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Me, finding out Billy Joel has been divorced four times: "Wow, seems low for him"

A ranking of 70s sunglass-wearing rock pianists by how much divorced energy they exude from least to most:
Elton John
Stevie Wonder
Ray Charles
Billy Joel

Here's my review of the Sparks discography like halfway through:
I like it, but if someone tried to argue that they aren't real music, I wouldn't have a counter-argument.

AND I can't imagine they care too much. If you're working in all-ages animation you get asked to design a character you think is sexually appealing MAYBE once every five years. They had their chance and they took it.

Working in Blender and using the inflation tool on the backside of the character I'm working on has me thinking about how a Disney Character Designer has been designated "Ass Expansion Todd" and that this has DEFINITELY gotten back to them.

Me: So what do both of you do for the day before Lent starts?
The French: We have a big drunk pervert parade.
The Polish: We have a donut that's extra bad for you.
Me: Can I have one with cream filling?
Both: Yes.

Hold on, maybe wait until you find out what happens AFTER they get knocked down.

Read the whole thing, if you wish: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Today's music recommendation: Yes, I do recommend music today.

Puzzling Evidence.

Sleuth your way on over:
Take this home tonight: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Two tickets to paradise (St. Paradise Hospital for Easily Avoidable Injuries)

Take this home tonight: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

It's best to avoid the word "actually" in a compliment. "Actually" is an argument word, and when you tell someone "actually, I really like this" it may make them think you are coming from a place where people do not.

Constantly forcing myself to world build in service of a joke.

from the beginning: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/

Hoitied by my own toitard