Heartwarming! These Cops Just Kneeled In Protest Of The Police Violence They're Going To Do Two Hours From Now

Because maybe /
You're gonna be the one that saves me /
Cos after all /
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this gritty reboot of Duck Soup sucks ass

Facom K150. The LT version came out in 1989. It had a MC68030 @ 16MHz and 8MB RAM. The HDD was either 330MB or 405MB depending on the Model 10 or 30 version of this. The earlier non-LT had 540MB max

i built a tool for quickly scrubbing metadata from images and selectively painting / blurring faces and identifiable features. it runs on a phone or computer directly in the browser, and doesn't send info anywhere:

everestpipkin.github.io/image-

this middle-school student handbook's example of inappropriate dress accidentally created the two coolest students ever

This dress code got retired a few years back, the current one is way more reasonable and less sexist. But these two students are gone. Graduated? Dropped out? Just too bad-ass to be contained within the four walls of a public school? We may never know.

me tonight: i'm gonna make a lighthearted toot about wanting to fuck cartoons

also me: and follow it up with eight posts condemning those who justify state murderers

Jessica Fletcher has the same (correct) instinct with computers as I do.

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what idiot called it hypertext markup language and not <span>'s labrynth

> chezmoi was inspired by Puppet...

well, that saves me the bother of trying it

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