Nero "Big Skeleton" O'Reilly @itsnero@mastodon.social

the lasers are still there though

imagine this, but it's a buff werewolf dude flexing so hard the waterfall he's under is going AROUND him, and the 50% opacity mirror image is just like. his ass.

there'll always be a place in my heart for the style of art that includes a 50% overlay of whatever the subject of the drawing is as the background, highschool portrait style

damn, RIP the batdick https://www.polygon.com/comics/2018/9/19/17871390/batman-penis

before anyone sends it to me: yes I’ve seen the Batman dick. The “uncensored version” barely shows anything and is for cowards. Get on my dong-drawing level, nerds

oh no an etsy shop I like got a whole mess of antique mortuary equipment in.

oh no.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/548091284/antique-new-old-stock-mortician-funeral

the big thing that makes it annoying is the tiny faux-leather tabs that hold down the toggles/loops- you can't actually pin those without ruining em, so the string/hemp/whatever you're using has to be sewn down first, then you re-sew the tabs on top. hrgrhHRGRHRG

most recent diy project: changing out all the toggles on a thrift store jacket I got for tiny silver swords instead. it's an absolute pain in the ass but it's gonna look

SO

GOOD

tonight, on Nightly News with Nero: "Is it media criticism, or is it just thinly veiled homophobia?" Find out more at 11!

for once i'm glad that i've never earned enough money to even CONSIDER buying a tesla, lmao. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanmac/cave-rescuer-sues-elon-musk-pedophile

how long until someone finds a fancy word for "that feeling when you watch someone butcher a foreign language in an attempt to sound smart but the conversation was also six hours ago so it's really too late to say anything"

it's joke!

please god I know what being fine-boned is, we don't need to make this like twitter

any time I encounter some weird euro comics I end up somehow being reminded that Sky Doll ALSO exists and all the energy leaves my bones immediately