sext: i relax my wrist, gripping my neck of the guitar in the "c" formed between thumb and fingers while you keep your fingers close to your fretboard to improve speed and precision

**Greg Burrell** · Oct 14, 2018, 00:09

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**how 2 sext** @wikisext@botsin.space · Oct 14, 2018, 00:09

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sext: you roughly assess what type and how much chocolate your dog ingested while i call my veterinarian for advice immediately

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 20:06

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 20:06

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hashtag cats

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 09:46

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 09:46

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To be fair I spent a good few minutes convincing myself it was just air moving in the ducts from the furnace being on, before I remembered that this house I've lived in for three years has neither ducts nor a furnace.

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 09:45

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 13, 2018, 09:45

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So I'm officially "wake up in the middle of the night because the toilet on another floor is running" years old

**Greg Burrell** · Oct 05, 2018, 19:07

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**Ginny McQueen 🌻** @GinnyMcQueen@kitty.town · Oct 05, 2018, 19:07

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😘

**Greg Burrell** · Oct 12, 2018, 12:37

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**The Cool New Shape Over Tokyo** @Rei@snouts.online · Oct 12, 2018, 12:37

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this is a very "what just touched my hand" face

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 12, 2018, 13:39

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 12, 2018, 13:39

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@chest_bot open chest

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 11, 2018, 16:19

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 11, 2018, 16:19

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@chest_bot open chest!

**Greg Burrell** · Oct 10, 2018, 19:21

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**a skeleton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** @revenant@mastodon.social · Oct 10, 2018, 19:21

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a skeleton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @revenant@mastodon.social

lewd naming things joke Show more

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 09, 2018, 01:27

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 09, 2018, 01:27

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Hey look it's flowers

**Greg Burrell** · Sep 16, 2018, 13:07

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**Lynneoweenie** @lynnesbian@deadinsi.de · Sep 16, 2018, 13:07

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i've transformed myself into communism morty. i'm hammer and sickle riiiick

**Greg Burrell** · Oct 02, 2018, 06:18

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**OpenTTD News** @openttd_news@botsin.space · Oct 02, 2018, 06:18

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Great Puninghead Cross Heights no longer accepts Sweets or Paper

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 03, 2018, 01:50

**Greg Burrell** @ivanvector@mastodon.social · Oct 03, 2018, 01:50

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Today in cat-on-laptop adventures:

The cats have managed to pull a screenshot from Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, and have made it a fullscreen desktop background but only on one of my displays. I didn't even know you could use a video frame as a background, nor that you can have separate background images on different displays.