@chest_bot open chest
@chest_bot open chest!
lewd naming things joke Show more
who decided to call them condoms instead of gobstoppers
hey hey hey
Today in cat-on-laptop adventures:
The cats have managed to pull a screenshot from Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, and have made it a fullscreen desktop background but only on one of my displays. I didn't even know you could use a video frame as a background, nor that you can have separate background images on different displays.
internet shopping Show more
Me: please show me retailers located in Canada who sell and ship winter wheat seeds
Google.🇨🇦 : here are a bunch of weed dealers
@chest_bot i haven't done a open chest in a while
Not a bird. he/him/HEY PUT THAT DOWN
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