Greg Burrell @ivanvector@mastodon.social

Good morning

Let's go. It's Friday, Trump and Brexit are on the ropes, your package is on the way, there's a bagel and coffee downtown with YOUR NAME ON IT and the Catholics still think they're going to Heaven. Joke's on them.

My point is this - the future can still be won

Assistant to* the Branch Manager.

IDEA: Instead of those black bars, censor your porn by pasting high res images of the genitalia of classical statues over the naughty bits.

So there was a big protest today by schoolkids who blew off school and marched in the streets over government inaction on climate change.

The Prime Minister has said they should be less activist and focus on their schooling instead.

I just saw this sign. These kids are great.

#auspol #protest #activism

Seriously. Work together. Help one another. It works better than even the Master Sword.

just made 69 billion bitcoins by emailing "i know your password is 'correct horse battery staple'" to every person on earth

be crime do gays

If you can't afford to support people by buying stuff off them, donating etc, but you would've liked to, consider just boosting them instead.

It can help get it in front of someone who can, and you'll still help support the people you like and care about!

💞

who called it boring drama on commie mastodon instead of none pizza with left beef

Heart has melted. Dead now.

"but then people will expect volunteers to transcribe their images for them!"

<toph voice> oh no, what a nightmare

instead of hounding people for not providing image descriptions, reply to their post with a transcript, if you have the time and desire to

it indirectly encourages them to put a description on future posts and it actually helps people instead of just being more negative energy

and if the person didn't include an image description because /they/ didn't have the energy to, instead of guilting them for it, you are, again, helping, rather than just contributing more negativity