jackdaw_ruiz @jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social

#MorningCrew

*me, replying dismissively to some much younger employee in the HR dept.*

nothing, personnel kid.

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

@jackdaw_ruiz @007

the algorithm that programs all my content just spit out the phrase "Jeff Beezos."

it doesn't -seem- like the content you crave and desire, but the algorithm was programmed by some machine learning expert with a degree from Carnegie Mellon, so...

i hope you like Jeff Beezos. i sure as shit don't!

🐝

i dunno everyone who came over in this tumblr migration, but Eldest Sister if you're out there HMU girl.

@georgespolitzer The world if Rico stops Disco Demolition Night from happening

Im not really educated on this stuff, can anyone tell me if this is accurate?

@jackdaw_ruiz in defiance of all reason and expectations neither baby.town nor babies.town are instances

@jackdaw_ruiz being in your 40s and seeing 30s used as a stand-in for old

being in your 30's and logging onto the fedi like

@burgin

open your eyes -- that dream is now!

@burgin

not to detract from the initial joke, but the idea of plaintively asking "please don't explain diaspora to me" has been cracking me up for a few minutes.

perhaps because the type of person that wants to explain diaspora to you cannot be deterred by mere words or an electric fence or any social/physical barrier.

people always ask me "hey, are you an undercover cop?" 😒

they never ask "HOW are you, an undercover cop?" ☺️

WHEN I WAS

White Pony.

boost if you're me.

Pb&j crafting habits

every time i rewatch the Finale Cut: Blade Runners, i catch new details and elements for the first time.

Ripley Scott truly was one of our greatest directors. RIP.

I shitposted please respond