jackdaw_ruiz @jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social

🐦 📣 HELLO! i recently had @lynnesbian in the studio to discuss technology and friendship. and then i ambushed her with a deadly quiz about cryptography & fragrances!!

this episode is educational, funny, sweet.

💻 📺 YOUTUBE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M375Ch369B4

🔊 ☁️ SOUNDCLOUD:
https://soundcloud.com/jackdaw-ruiz/nothing-but-the-toot-lynnesbian-interview

if you're cold, they're cold. invite a bird and bunny into your warm ears for the next hour.

#NbtT

🐦 📣 HELLO! there was once a joke about interviewing prominent tooters to learn the nuance of their approach and technique.

one thing lead to another, i slipped on a banana peel, and now you can listen to a whole ding-dang interview i did with @selontheweb to enter the mind of a true Mastodon power-poster.

💻 📺 YOUTUBE:
https://youtu.be/0Q0L1th-9Gw

🔊 ☁️ SOUNDCLOUD:
https://soundcloud.com/jackdaw-ruiz/nothing-but-the-toot-sel-interview

FINALLY, you can place jackdaw and sel right into your ears, where they questionably belong!

habby fribay ebrybody!

🐝 🐝 🅱️ 💤

times are tough out there. everybody needs a side hustle.

me? i write erotic fiction for the sensual & horny libertarian demographic.

😏 📕 💋 🐍 😏 📕 💋 🐍

CW sensual images to inflame the passions & stir the loins.

remember, folks...

ANTI-FASCIST TOOTY
IS YOUR SOCIAL DUTY

PUNCHLINE = "dumb nerd shit"

remember that Mastodon is coded in Ruby, allowing you to use string interpolation to place your #{PUNCHLINE} somewhere other than the end of your joke!

🖥️ 🤣

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Insists he has a condition known as "Manhedonia -- like anhedonia but for men."

Doctor says, "Get the fuck out of my office."