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My sister saved a jackdaw from a blocked up fireplace the other day. imagine being known as the smartest bird but you fell down a chimney like a fucking twat. look at his face, you know he's getting bantered off later

oh yeah i finally listened to the podcast! @selontheweb and @hyperlink way to go, i laughed a lot

A whole bunch of my recent photography is now up on sophia.pictures - I don't really have a particular focus or direction at the moment, duck appreciation aside, but that's likely to change with fall coming in and the forest changing colour. There's a bit of a back catalogue on there too 😊

i was walking downtown and someone yelled out their car window "are you fucking serious" at me

it was glorious. i am nourished by the exasperation of cis people

πŸ‘€ it's a powderpaint live vid πŸ‘€

watch us perform spectrum by florence + the machine at trans pride brighton

youtu.be/FCzo_YvqsdM

:heart_trans: :heart_trans: :heart_trans:

my cats are pretending to stand guard at the door, but i know the truth. i am a prisoner in my room. they will never let me leave.

@jackdaw_ruiz I’m on the kitchen floor eating directly from the fridge

"is this your dog," I say, gesturing towards the horizon

contrary to popular belief, the paris accord is not a sick honda u get a turn driving if u lower ur carbon emissions

being british is just being perpetually confused year after year when 9/11 happens in september

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