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food. cursed. nothing. this is not a place of honor. 

@jackdaw_ruiz this is upsetting. I am upset.

food. cursed. nothing. this is not a place of honor. 

everybody talkin' about "feet meta."

but nobody talkin' about "meat feta."

with good reason, i might add.

๐ŸŽถ Mmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's all for the best
๐ŸŽถOf course it is. . .
๐ŸŽถMmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's just what we need
๐ŸŽถYou decided this. . .

๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข

Albert Camus' "The Stranger" is about sitting on your hand before you jerk off.

all of the world's absolute best software was created the same way. start with a great idea for a 50x50 pixel icon, and then everything just falls into place.

Big Ben is pretty cool from an engineering perspective, but am i the only one distracted by the fact it obviously used to be a Pizza Hut??

@Kittenfish871 @ItsJenNotGabby @taweret

honeycrisp defense force activated! ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐ŸŽ

. .. .. .. ..whatsamatter Jen, you don't like flavor?

nardwaur was created to test humanity's patience

๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽน ๐Ÿ”ฅ

:daft1: ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐š›
:daft2: ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š›
:daft3: ๐š๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›
:daft4: ๐š‹๐š˜รซ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐š›



bringing up any Isabella Rossellini movie is a strong strong point in any favor.

and we have two entire movies solidifying that one of Johnny 5's intrinsic (and immutable) characteristics is that he is indeed alive.

but okay. okay. let's take the gloves off. can you determine an answer for a query previously through purely moot and academic?

๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐˜€. ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜!

let there finally be a victor!


a riveting examination. but we all know chess fucking sucks. what if we were to examine a scenario from The King's Game,,

Rock'em Sock'em Robots??


for the uninitiated, Juliette Stray is one of the foremost scholars and experts on contemporary ethics and game theory.

y'know that trolly question? she is the first person to recommend simply not running over anybody. academia is STILL recovering.

tonight she will talk us through some of the classic conundrums of stalemates and advantage maximization starting with this textbook chess classic:

๐—˜๐—น๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜€' ๐— ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ

please,, talk us through how this end game plays out.

Taking this time to better myself by learning how to sing in Italian

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attn: if your wives and girlfriends seem distant its because they're trying to figure out how to leave you for me now that I shower in Old Spice Swagger Body Wash

you claim to be an anarchist, and yet when you discover a new hot sauce you presume that the green label is mild and the red one is a spicy boi.

aha, so you believe that rules are necessary!! innnteresting. :thaenkin: :thaenkin:

I guess now is as a good time as any to talk about Brazil's internal Xenophobia against Northeast region, how eugenics played a lot into that, and maybe why it isn't all that surprising that Bolsonaro got elected

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