jackdaw_ruiz @jackdaw_ruiz@mastodon.social

How The Grinch Stole Valor

Spomeniks are fossilized angels

We are taking a personal day

water is raw coffee

Wow this is actually a real good article about mastodon https://medium.com/@poshaughnessy/why-mastodon-is-defying-the-critical-mass-de3454109099

you laugh because im different...

i laugh because im remembering the part in Gremlins 2 where the bat-gremlin smashes through a wall and leaves a perfect Batman symbol-shaped hole behind

maybe the greatest contribution I will ever make to the world of art

i remember 3 months ago when id scrub my twitter weekly for personal details and agonize over posts in case they'd be judged and scrutinized, and here ive posted my mostly nude body, my ssn, and the phrase "bart....im piss" like 3 distinct times

@dirt I'm just picturing a creep getting his dick pic queued up, opening Mastodon for the first time, and going, "oh no never mind this is too confusing, back to Twitter"

after much thought, i present to you all: the patricia elizabeth nickname prism (the plism for short)

Laser was 100% a name I went by IRL for like 5 years.

@codewytch I smell like orange blossom flower and disrespect for the American way of life

AC/DC’s hit song “Big Balls” is about The Orb.

“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.

-Emily Dickinson

does anyone want to see the worst take ive ever seen

i was gonna take ~sultry~ lewds but then noodle cove by leon chang came on and i couldn't stop smiling

comments welcome but cis men even more on thin ice than usual!