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There might be visible hog if your screen brightness is up, Morning Crew 

*me, replying dismissively to some much younger employee in the HR dept.*

nothing, personnel kid.

πŸŽ…: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

πŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘¦πŸΌ : uh, what?

πŸŽ…: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

πŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘¦πŸΌ : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

πŸŽ…: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

insects. eye contact. 

the algorithm that programs all my content just spit out the phrase "Jeff Beezos."

it doesn't -seem- like the content you crave and desire, but the algorithm was programmed by some machine learning expert with a degree from Carnegie Mellon, so...

i hope you like Jeff Beezos. i sure as shit don't!

:thinkhappy: 🐝

i dunno everyone who came over in this tumblr migration, but Eldest Sister if you're out there HMU girl.

Im not really educated on this stuff, can anyone tell me if this is accurate?

@jackdaw_ruiz in defiance of all reason and expectations neither baby.town nor babies.town are instances

@burgin

not to detract from the initial joke, but the idea of plaintively asking "please don't explain diaspora to me" has been cracking me up for a few minutes.

perhaps because the type of person that wants to explain diaspora to you cannot be deterred by mere words or an electric fence or any social/physical barrier.

people always ask me "hey, are you an undercover cop?" πŸ˜’

they never ask "HOW are you, an undercover cop?" ☺️

Pb&j crafting habits

every time i rewatch the Finale Cut: Blade Runners, i catch new details and elements for the first time.

Ripley Scott truly was one of our greatest directors. RIP.

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