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lol can you imagine identifying with a group of people that come from similar life experiences and share your values and ideals? seems wild! :thinkhappy:

a couple years back i learned that urinal cakes don't actually dissolve over the course of successive flushes, but rather they sublimate into the bathroom air.

ever since that moment, my mind has become infinitely flexible.

learning that one fact turned my imagination into the fourth panel of a galaxy-brain meme, capable of accepting even staunchly contradictory ideas as wholly true.

lol i only just learned about the 20 yr. anniversary remix album.

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@violet

"what is the prevailing theory for the observable absence of levity?" ~ the jestfellow

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@gdkar

"what justification havve you for the for this very sober disposition?" ~ the jokedder

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@root

"whycome such large quantities of stoicism??" ~ the jokedawer

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"for what reason is your demeanor so humorless??" ~ The Jokester

haha. ah, we kid. anyway i am just gonna keep this on my face for the next few days until the BIG PREMIER! 🀑 πŸ“½οΈ

this is 100% the face that every dog makes when you shout "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?? DROP IT!!"

food & drug reference 

quickly! while the meat eaters are still in a food coma from Christmas!

vegg-o's and veeg'ums, boost if you agree:

Being Diagnosed with Depression in 2020: "here's some pills that might work, but they also might not. we think we know how they work but we're not entirely sure. they might also just turn you into a zombie or make the problem worse, watch out for that"
Being Diagnosed with Depression in 1867: "You have the Disease of the Learned, mix cocaine liberally with claret and take thrice daily. Also we're sending you to Scotland for convalescence. See if you feel better in five years."

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might fuck around and invent some new cryptids for 2019. :thaenkin:

CW visually unpleasant animal.

lewd - gross - cursed - halloween 

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HALLOWEEN TRADITION

every year i like to gather up the family and so we can all watch my favorite vintage horror movie. yeah, the special effects are a little cheesy my modern standards-- but the suspense & dread in these older movies just can't be matched by anything today!! i get scared EVERY TIME!

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jackdaw might be the tallest person i've ever met actually

the night is long (like my dick) and full of horrors (like my dick)

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