we're approaching the end of 2018 and you can STILL go into normie-internet and tell a joke where the punchline is "epic bacon lol." it will cause paroxysms of tearful laughter.
people will immediately kick open the door to your room, hoist your chair into the air, and carry you around while clapping.
Wow this is actually a real good article about mastodon https://medium.com/@poshaughnessy/why-mastodon-is-defying-the-critical-mass-de3454109099
@codewytch I smell like orange blossom flower and disrespect for the American way of life
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“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -
And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -
I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.
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Josh Sawyer is currently streaming and playing a high quality New Vegas mod. it's part of a fundraiser for Extra Life (children's hospital charity).
Josh is a good and pure gaming husbando and i just want to go full grandpa mode and watch this while falling asleep in a leather recliner.
fun lewds, eye contact, boost+ Show more
i was gonna take ~sultry~ lewds but then noodle cove by leon chang came on and i couldn't stop smiling
comments welcome but cis men even more on thin ice than usual!
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