i love old clerics having all these divinity based spells to beseech their god for favors, and then, for some reason, Sticks to Snakes!
like, oh you expected something holy? nah! just a fucking clutch of hot snakes coming atcha!!
i rushed into the elevator this morning and ran into a woman who was hurrying out! we crashed into each other, and dropped all of our stuff on the floor! 💥 🚧
when picking up everything, we accidentally swapped some items before parting ways! 📂 📄
now i have a manilla envelope with her notes for a big sales account meeting today!! 📈 📊
and she has my manilla envelope with a single printed copy of the lyrics to Bitch I'm Lugubrious by Lil Ugly Mane!! 🎤 🗯️
oh no... OH NO!
feet and legs in a bathtub. nothing obscene or lewd in the photo, but i am in a bathtub
this is how tall people have to bathe in this shit-ass world.
odd days are for my torso. on even days i can fit my legs into the water. never the twain shall meet.
Competed on the USA Olympic Shitposting Team in Beijing 2008. Silver medal in the 120 sec. Photoshop.
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