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🐦 πŸ“£ HELLO! i recently had @lynnesbian in the studio to discuss technology and friendship. and then i ambushed her with a deadly quiz about cryptography & fragrances!!

this episode is educational, funny, sweet.

πŸ’» πŸ“Ί YOUTUBE:
youtube.com/watch?v=M375Ch369B

πŸ”Š ☁️ SOUNDCLOUD:
soundcloud.com/jackdaw-ruiz/no

if you're cold, they're cold. invite a bird and bunny into your warm ears for the next hour.

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🐦 πŸ“£ HELLO! there was once a joke about interviewing prominent tooters to learn the nuance of their approach and technique.

one thing lead to another, i slipped on a banana peel, and now you can listen to a whole ding-dang interview i did with @selontheweb to enter the mind of a true Mastodon power-poster.

πŸ’» πŸ“Ί YOUTUBE:
youtu.be/0Q0L1th-9Gw

πŸ”Š ☁️ SOUNDCLOUD:
soundcloud.com/jackdaw-ruiz/no

FINALLY, you can place jackdaw and sel right into your ears, where they questionably belong!

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times are tough out there. everybody needs a side hustle.

me? i write erotic fiction for the sensual & horny libertarian demographic.

😏 πŸ“• πŸ’‹ 🐍 😏 πŸ“• πŸ’‹ 🐍

CW sensual images to inflame the passions & stir the loins.

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ASMR: 10 hours of "na na na na na na na get jiggy with it" on a loop

i don't wanna go to work, i just wanna go to #selsplace 😭

if you're gonna submit a post im gonna need to see a thesis statement.

thesis statement: i would like to see your thesis statement

Frank Castle's full name is Frankenstein Castlevania this is canon look it up

I hiss like a cat whenever I open a website that doesn't have a dark theme.

PUNCHLINE = "dumb nerd shit"

remember that Mastodon is coded in Ruby, allowing you to use string interpolation to place your #{PUNCHLINE} somewhere other than the end of your joke!

πŸ–₯️ 🀣

i dunno everyone who came over in this tumblr migration, but Eldest Sister if you're out there HMU girl.

why buy underwear that fits when you can buy some that’s two sizes too small (lewd but not nude, m’butt) Show more

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Insists he has a condition known as "Manhedonia -- like anhedonia but for men."

Doctor says, "Get the fuck out of my office."

the sweaty gardener has logged on (selfie/ec)
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The klezmatics are no longer on Spotify cancel shabbes

*rubbing temples not at all hung over*

Dumbo but directed by david cronenberg. i dunno what the fuck do you want from me

WHY did this show up on my Pinterest timeline, I am 32 and the year is 2019

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HELL YES HELL YES!!!!! With a final ranking of 97, Magi is now OFFICIALLY the first woman to make top 100 rank in Melee!! Trans pride lets fucking go gamers

@jackdaw_ebooks

IT'S OFFICIAL THE ROBOTS ARE TRYING TO KILL US WITH HORNY POLLUTION!

I WARNED YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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