Once again, versus . Search term: Bailey and the Shrimp. Google claims to understand natural language, yet it missed this colloquialism.

Wondering if it’s now tea time if I had lunch at 5.15 p.m.

I still remember that time Jim Carrey and Boris Johnson played Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne. Funny film.

A mate caught this on his dashcam. At an intersection, Iook left, right and, pretty importantly, forward. instagram.com/p/BzMdqW6A7tj/

Taught my aunt to use Wetransfer. What have I created?!

Thank you, Otago Daily Times, for not perpetuating the “foreign driver” myth, and for telling it like it really is. And to us locals: learn to drive on the correct side of the road. odt.co.nz/regions/central-otag

Here goes, ‘publish and be damned’.

There was the old joke of Farrah Fawcett arriving in Heaven. God said, ‘You have done good in your life, Farrah. What do you wish for?’ ‘I want the children to be safe.’ Within hours, Michael Jackson was dead.

So want to tell a horribly politically incorrect joke on the anniversary of the passings of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

A friend of mine worked with Farrah Fawcett years ago, and remembered the anniversary of her passing today. RIP, Farrah.

Fascinating. According to Twipu, analysing (presumably the last) 100 Tweets, it’s taken me a month between each one, and I’ve provided you with no links in those 100. They may need to re-examine their program.

‘You want to know why George W. is the way he is? Because I drank and smoked when I was pregnant with him.’ Dubya, recalling a joke his mother told her doctor days before her passing. westernjournal.com/george-w-bu

The idea of celebs reading the Mueller Report bores me massively. Or any US governmental report.

"But Obama blah blah blah.."

Yes, we already know #obama was also really bad, but that does excuse rapid escalations by the #goldendawnald regime headed by a serial rapist and criminal who regularly reads Hitler, according to wife

Was that Mike Pence standing next to Trump in the Oval Office or a puppet from Thunderbirds superimposed via visual effects?

We decided to make the move when a bed became free as it allows his sisters to visit him more readily (neither drives well and one relies on public transport), and I go into town four times a week. I believe our visits will increase.

As of today, Dad is a resident at Te Hopai. The Bupa nurses and carers did their level best under extremely tough circumstances but they are simply stretched, employees of a multinational that probably doesn’t care about their NZ outpost.

Fortunately, I barely use this site, but if one or two image searches per minute is too much, I wonder how they are coping.

I’ve just waited two minutes, Google still returns the same error.

Note: better not do your searches with Google, try as your first stop.

Found a personal use for Facebook today.

A friend’s Instagram was hacked and she checked her Facebook messages promptly.

That’s one time in two years that it came in handy.

In my blog: I’m still doing election campaign posters, just not what you thought dlvr.it/R79Kc3

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