@neven That's a cool article on its own merits, but something about the generous header graphic made me think to share it with you.
ME: *buys a printer from Amazon*
AMAZON: 'eyyyy, it's Printer Guy! How ya doin', Printy McPrinter-Guy? So I was walking' through my inventory, see, and who crossed yours truly's mind but our ol' pal Printer Guy, and lo a behold you won't believe the deals on these printers! Seriously, don't tell my boss or 'e might [drawing finger across his neck] show me the door. We know how to keep secrets, don't we, Printer McPrinterFaceGuy? But check out these printers! How many do you wanna buy?
Walking at dusk around the neighborhood with the dog on a leash and Henry, who is five, on a scooter. Henry wasn’t keeping up. I turned and saw Henry pawing at his crotch.
“What’s wrong, Henry?”
“MORNING WOOD!” he shouted for all to hear.
“No Henry!” I hissed.
“Oh, you’re right,” he replied. “NIGHT WOOD!”
I saw this ad at the airport in Indianapolis some years back. I really want to believe that this place was the inspiration behind “Entertainment 7twenty” on Parks & Rec.
Me and my dad make models of clipper ships. Clipper ships sail on the ocean. Clipper ships never sail on rivers or lakes. I like clipper ships because they are…