Placing a toll gate on the towpath to Hertford should probably be avoided. We have no wish to incite a return to the violence of the past between the two cities.

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I've applied for membership of the Independent City State of Totnes and a Totnes Passport. I hereby pledge my oath of allegiance.

twitter.com/PassportTotnes

More towns should do this. My home town, Ware is one of the oldest continuously occupied sites in Western Europe going back 5-10,000 years, so it's a prime candidate for independence as an EU region. Although we should maintain a soft border between the city and its neighbours, especially the Danelaw to the East.

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It's time to dust off the badges and stickers. We need a broad Anti-Nazi League in the UK.
- Graffiti Against Racism
- Grime Against Nazism
- Strictly Anti-Fa
- English Disco Lovers
- Bass Nation Party
- Stand Up To Racism
- Rappers Against Fascism
- UNITED for Intercultural Action

(some of those are already real)

theguardian.com/world/2018/aug

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We want the finest wines available to humanity! We want them here and we want them now!

Because,

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Don't eat the rich. The rich are apex predators. They accumulate toxins. If you eat the rich, you get all those toxins. So do *NOT* eat the rich.

Mulch the Rich.

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One of those comments.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/

For me, the lack of preparation can mean only one of three things;
1. The Govt don't think we'll really leave.
2. They expect the EU to fold at the last mnute.
3. They see a political or financial benefit in the chaos.

If there was a vote in Parliament tomorrow to stop negotiating with the EU and 'prep' for a no deal it would probably pass.

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Data storage demand and supply are both growing exponentially. But In 2017, demand for storage is estimated to reach 14,800 exabytes, exceeding the world's storage output by some 4,000 exabytes.

So not only are we generating data faster than ever, we're also forgetting more data than ever before.

statista.com/statistics/751749

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Remember those charts that showed that apart from a few tens of Tories, the entire HoC was massively in favour of Remain. Where the f*ck have they all gone?

Whipped into cognitive dissonance. The people have spoken so we must try and achieve a satisfactory brexit. And the only way to do that is to stick to the party line.

Any change in approach will have to be voted on by the HoC. Which means MPs will have to rebel.

But as they're career politicians, that means we're doomed.

Sorry.

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Helpful advice from Salisbury and Amesbury to avoid being novichok-ed is straight out of Scarfolk.

“If you haven’t dropped it then don’t pick it up.”

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"Raab promises government will "make sure there is adequate food" in Britain in the event of no Brexit deal."

twitter.com/lisaocarroll/statu

Are you scared yet?

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Remember the "proper spaceships need beer" thing? I figured it's not a proper spaceship until it includes brandy and cigars. Uncontrolled combustion, naked flames, proof spirits and drunk people in a spaceship; what could possibly go wrong! The golden age of science fiction was also peak tobacco but I can't remember anyone having a cheeky rollup. Both Dan Dare and Dr Who smoked a pipe, but it was never while actually on adventures. P.K.Dick had plenty of smokers but that was always planet-side.

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Liberté
Egalité
Beyoncé

twitter.com/HumansOfLate/statu

Empress Bey is not amused
youtu.be/kbMqWXnpXcA?t=98

Bey dancing in front of the "Coronation of Napoleon and Consecration of Empress Josephine" in The Louvre.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coro

thatsthejoke.jpg

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We need more of this. M25 near Junc 10

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Just stocked up on Natco Masala Spice tea bags from Amazon. The build quality on these is pretty poor even by Natco standards. There's the usual copious quantities of pepper dust. But why do they make the bags in pairs so you have to tear them apart before use?

It sucks, since they're my favourite Chai Tea bags and I'm somewhat addicted.

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The section on contra-indications in prescription drug leaflets really should include detail for illegal drugs as well as legal. I understand mixing it with alcohol or grapefruit juice is bad but what about weed, coke and E?

Asking for a friend, obvs.

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6 Now.

ND = No Deal
HB = Hard Brexit
CC = Chequers Compromise
BINO = Brexit In Name Only
ED = Endless Delay
NOB = No Brexit

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Don't call it "rationing".

Call it, "Getting tough in the War on Obesity".

Warning: No-Deal Brexit might have some down sides.

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