Jesus Garay @jesusgaray@mastodon.social
Writer, incurable problem with cursing too much.
Hi everyone I'm back. Watching so much Geek and Sundry lately
I own a juicer now which means I'm on my way to make interesting (read: gross-ass healthy) shakes for my stomach and diet
mastodon culture is hanging out with another serial shitposter and just sharing other people’s toots and shitposting irl
Your biyearly reminder that time is a construct.
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geishas and a MTA bus couldn't be any more Manhattan
I've had the #blackpanther score stuck in my head all day since I saw it last night. so powerful
"take me to your leader"
*takes aliens to 45*
*aliens get deported*
I understand why Critical Role fandom makes fan art so fast because now I want to make fan papercraft like, yesterday
Haven't been on in a bit and I screwed myself over because now my home TL doesn't work?
You family Christmas stories are prob boring AF but I just found out one of my granduncles used to ship opium for the Chinese in Lima and grandauntie ran a casino so yeah
man, writing a rulebook is a lot harder than I thought it'd be.
That's complete bullshit I knew I'd be cursing out my screen on the regular
When did Star Wars fans become critics on the same level as douchebags watching art house films? I'm watching a silly popcorn movie, not a Terrence Malick film. You fanboys need to calm the fuck down.
When you're taking care of a two-year-old with pink eye, seeing him run toward you feels like 28 Days Later the home game
nouveau vanity
cannily lost in the smoke,
beaucoup reprisals
http://haikumixtape.tumblr.com/post/168737364327/how-to-fight-loneliness-vince-staples-yeah
Trying to piece together my Top 5 Albums and some are trying to creep on really easily, while some keep falling off.
There is one inkling of a detail I want to share though. If you're a content creator, no, you can't be friends with everyone.
But if you don't think of your audience as real people there is a very deeply ingrained issue there you need to examine before you continue.
Not really a fan of David Guetta - or indeed Electro-Dance in general - but this cover of Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) pleases me: https://youtu.be/3x2ABSAMVno
