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i only post things that are good, so if you see one of my posts and think that its bad, im sorry but you are mistaken

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ive finally done it
i've finally created the
ULTIMATE DX7 SOUND ?????
mastodon.social/media/0FaMM9ed

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I think that every day the international space station should begin dropping hundreds of thousands of large gongs, their trajectory and timing precalculated so that they hit the ground with a loud clang exactly on the hour, every hour, wherever you are on Earth, 24 hours per day

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@jk :drake_dislike: you getting on the computer
:drake_like: getting the computer on you

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tfw you, a citizen of the year 2018, have the temerity to try to go on a website

woke up in the middle of the night with the epiphany that I should deem all my sorry, unfinished, abandoned projects as “practice” & now feelin liberated af

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me: ah, cool computer you got there!

you: yeah theyre pretty good, ive been a loyal Apple customer for a while

me: what do you mean. did you not make that yourself

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i remember as a kid, when i found out that not all musicians/singers wrote their own material, i lost a lot of respect for em. i was legit pissed off. and i still am !!!!!

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every day i wake up and i clench my fists, and i feel weak and powerless, and i think about how fucked up it is that they called it "j-pop" instead of "jop"

apparently the reason my landlord hasnt fixed anything is that all my requests to the property manager have been entered into a brand new "Maintenance Facilitation System" which is probably made by atlassian

Wikipedia: List of Really Wild Things That Happened That People Have Still Not Got A Clue About What Actually Happened And All The People Involved Went Missing And Heres A Bunch Of Evidence And Many Many Links To Other Similar And Related Topics That Will Stop You From Going To Bed Until 5 AM

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never really found the internet particularly interesting, ever since i was a kid, didnt really appeal to me that much, compared to all the other things you can do on a computer. i dont want to go on someone elses computer ive got my own ffs

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