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look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

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@jk I do like that you had a whole year to figure this out but you're doing it at the last moment now

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maybe i should go find it and go back on that thread like 'surprise fuckers'

when i was 14 i was on this forum and after i'd got to know everybody pretty well i told them i was 14 and they were all like "what the fuck i thought you were like 25"

are there any good jokes or spicy memes i can only do when im specifically 24 years old

oh god im only 24 years old for one more hour

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i HAVE to build a new computer but im so fucking demotivated because i have a very good imagination and i can imagine in excruciating detail how old and dusty and bad and obsolete all those expensive parts and gadgets are going to seem in 5 years

i swear theres about 6 or 7 people i know who independently are going/have gone to birmingham in the last 2 weeks

some broke student created our universe in her dorm room, and the ec2 instance we're running on is costing her hundreds of dollars but shes too intrigued to shut it off

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grass: planet earth's hair

maneki-neko except every few hours it burps

if your computer is too loud, add more hard drives, but dont plug them in, so that they just weigh the case down and absorb vibrations

commission me to write a song about your fursona. 1 song = $20,000
1 album = $2,000,000
note: songs will be extremely good

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@jk now with:
fans
heating element