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i only post things that are good, so if you see one of my posts and think that its bad, im sorry but you are mistaken

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the worst part of being an adult is how like, you definitely grow up to become about 60-70% of an adult, but that last 30% just isn't there, and never will be, it doesn't exist, it was just something adults pretended to have when you were a kid so that you (and they) felt like they were adults

the worst part of being subtooted is i don't know which one of my vital, poetic truth-bombs it is that elicited the response

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watch out gamers - theres a new type of Computer in town. its known as Apple. and its bigger, better, gamerer than before. whether you enjoy playing games or just like to kick back and annihilate your friends in online Gun Shooter e-sports, Apple computer is the computer you'll need from now on. Apple: be the best at fort game, battle area game, super marie kondo, space games, yoshi's cookie. Apple : be the best at games, with Apple computer - the new computer. For games, by Apple

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the Gong Boar is visible in the distance. the sihlouette of the Gong, hanging from a frame on its back is plain to see. the Gong Boar is not under any jurisdiction. its ancestors escaped from the farm 120 years ago. it has not known human love. it answers to no-one. no-one can stop its incessant Gonging. the local villagers race through the vineyards in a jeep, shooting at it with a shotgun, but the pellets only manage to hit the Gong, ringing it even louder

i heard they've only gone and made a whole new type of computer, known as a Macintosh. and whats more it's got no key board

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weve really gone backward from gta: vice city. hardly any games these days have an adjustable size moon

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@jk they have announced that BSBBSBSBGSDDBBBGGSB will be working on a new shooter title, tentatively titled, "hallooooooo"

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@jk Uh, I hate Microsoft's boring names. "Word", "Windows", "Teams", "SQL Server", "Bungle spungle bingle bongle spungus bungus spop

andy kaufman returned in the late 00s as the voice of cats

Microsoft have purchased game developer Bungie in a deal worth between $20 million and $40 million. The software giant also announced their plans to rename the studio "Bungle spungle bingle bongle spungus bungus spopmbus bungley gungly spungly dungle dangle bongle bongle bong gong gong spongus bungus

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fucked up that if you get a degree you have to put BSc (Hons.) or whatever after your name or you die

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