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look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

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not safey worky boy Show more

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and on the bench these words appear: Show more

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and on the bench these words appear: Show more

my non-unboxing review of the Microsoft Surface Laptop where i didn't open the box:

pros:
- nice-ish box
- quite heavy box

cons:
- quite heavy box

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me: so theyre coming round tomorrow to pick it up i guess

@roadrunner: whatever happened to "finders keepers" !!!!!!!

some ebay seller got my address mixed up and sent me this by accident lol

apparently theyre coming round tomorrow morning to pick it up & send it to the correct person. which is good because *I* dont want it!!!!

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@jk two is insufficient, show us mora

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@jk note: if anyone makes a Dora the explorer joke they will be shot into space

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@jk 10yr old me would me disgusted that I have a computer 10 thousand times more powerful than his, that I use as a 5v and 3.3v breadboarding supply and basically don't run any software on at all.

But kind of fascinated that I can't even guess how many computers I have.

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@jk @roadrunner those were the last written words left ;_; now you're doomed entirely to communicating through morse code

me: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

@roadrunner: ... ... ... ... ...

me: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

@roadrunner: ... ... ... ...

me: ... ... ... ... ... gosh heckie

@roadrunner: ugh i hate that. don't say it

i just tried to do a really specific kinda ronnie corbett type voice and it required me to scrunch my face up to the extent that now my eyes are watering?? i guess now i know how to cry on demand i can become a serious character actor. who only plays ronnie corbett

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@jk an infinite vacuum? couple rocks maybe? sounds like a snooze fest to me. hell we'd be having a better time if we just chilled out with the aforementioned parakeets