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look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

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@jk

maybe we can make an update of our own that'll break exactly the right things to stop their updates?

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@jk you're very brave for saying what needs to be said. You can't trust big update

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@jk speaking of shills, my payola checks haven't been showing up...

already got 2 replies implying that im being ironic. i'm not. this isnt a joke. never update anything. it's too risky. software is just getting worse and you have to keep as much of the good stuff around until it physically just doesn't work anymore

if you reply to me saying that my "you should never install updates" policy is misguided, well, not only will i block you, but i will call you out as a SHILL being paid by BIG UPDATE,

dont ever update anything. you shouldn't. updates are a complete fraud. dont ever install any updates. don't install them!!! security updates???? too risky. you can recover from a hacker ransomware. youve got backups right??? hackers - no problem!! but microsoft??? microsoft manage to install an UPDATE on your computer??? you're FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in 2020 i will spend the entire year practicing faces in front of the mirror. i would do it in 2019 but im fully booked

i keep walking past like, bits of road where the road surface is unusually shiny, kinda gross looking, oily, etc. only today did I make the connection that usually all that garbage usually gets washed away sooner or later before it can build up! but nope! no rain!

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i have come to appreciate the important role that rain has in cleaning busy city streets after having basically none for like 2 months

downside of long summer days, bright early mornings and nice sunny weather for many weeks is that im fucking jet lagged af and i havent even gone anywhere

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@jk *drum fill but progressively getting slower until the drummer stops and looks at the audience*

self but not a selfie! im an! ordinary guy!! burning down the self

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hav been playing ffvii and turns out its extremely good. its all i can think about. its all me and @jk talk about. feelin v late to the party

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