shout out to this meter maid carrying around a tall boy at 9am ?

calling target guest services on the phone to ask why the regular chicken nuggets serving size is 80g but the dinosaur shaped nuggets serving size is 78g

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giggling at this category only including abstract shitposts because anything else would be a copyvio commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cat

learning a new tool or platform

⬜ working through a tutorial
⬜ reading documentation
⬜ understanding the theory
❎ running head first into undocumented limits again and again

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nobody:

the toilet paper aisle: DOUBLE ROLLS! MEGA ROLLS! ULTRA ROLLS! ULTRA MEGA ROLLS! M-M-M-MONSTER ROLLS!

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A lollipop 🤝 a kiss
being able to last a long time

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i sure am glad google contacts uses multiple megabytes of javascript to scroll through a list of approximately two hundred items and break find in page!

Proleptic Gregorian 🤝 Julian Dates
Calendar
working forever and ever

“interacting with normal children in their everyday lives”

Wikimedia Commons > Vore > Animals devouring people in art > Jonah and the whale

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