Josh Lee @jleedev@mastodon.social

“presumed to be currently flooded” #wikifinds

2yo looked at this and said "trumpet"

#wikifinds

did you know … if you get goldfish crackers wet and kinda smear them around … it's gross

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: a legit rural american with an assault rifle is to be stationed within 3-5 minutes of SCP-6448

new meme format

if you want a vision of the future, imagine 30-50 of the same joke on twitter in 3-5 minutes — forever

shouting IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I COULD SEE DRIP DROP A LOVELY DREAM at the top of my lungs since the toddler area of the guster concert had pretty much cleared out by 9:45 on a sunday night

"georeferenciation"

debating the losers on wikipedia so they can explain to me why betty white is a "national treasure" but the property brothers aren't

idea for my next tramp stamp

huh, “ORDER BY `count(*)`” works in mysql, since what you're ordering by is a column name, not the expression itself.