Josh Lee @jleedev@mastodon.social

think i'll pronounce .tar.xz as "tar zhay"

toddler is shouting "nice" emphatically so i guess it's time to give him his own account

cocoa is so angry, all the time

KVO_IS_RETAINING_ALL_OBSERVERS_OF_THIS_OBJECT_IF_IT_CRASHES_AN_OBSERVER_WAS_OVERRELEASED_OR_SMASHED

no, google

"butt, full penetration," #wikifinds

tired of delimiting your vim “:s” regexes with /? try any single-byte character, such as null! ^@

printf '"\\ud83d\\udca9"' | jq -r
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WALL·E is real, and strong, and he's my friend.

my hobby: stubbornly refusing to "get it"

Motorola › Motorola moto › moto g › Motorola moto g6

• Irritants and riot control agents
• Alcohol and caffeine
#wikifinds

according to the histogram lower cost is possible 😅

secretly hoping that some of my coworkers got their bitcoins stolen by this npm drama and they can shut up about bitcoin and also improve our npm processes

relatable

was about to say that i found an android app that uses openstreetmap and is almost slightly usable

then i pushed the wrong button and it started downloading the whole country
push cancel fifty times
fuck it, clear data

still going eh, this is why android apps should not require external storage
go find random folders by name until it stops

like i said, almost slightly usable

she spent so many years threatening to go home early when visiting my parents

we finally do it when visiting her parents, and i was the one who pulled the trigger

find yourself someone you can make each other stronger