Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

So the bad news is, we can't eat lettuce anymore because all of it is covered in shitpoison and they keep recalling it.

The good news is, we can't eat cauliflower anymore either.

Harry Potter and the Spiders from Mars

well tell me what you Kant
what you 'manuel 'manuel Kant

Getting desaturated blues on, now we're really fuckin' cookin'.

Kubler-Sigur Ross

Big milestone on this work in progress, with the yellow mosaic/dither background finally finished up. #art #wip

Tumble out of bed
And feelin' all blurry
Pour myself a
Bucket of slurry
Scream and torque and
Try to rise from death

*exasperated Kim Deal voice*

where ISN'T your mind

CUT MY LAB INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RETORT

it turns out the real heartworms were inside us all along

Trying and failing to come up with a good framing context (drunken racist fantasy dwarf playing scrabble in a tavern and trying to pick a fight with nearby horse people passive-aggressively?) for my brain offering up, unbidden, the fact that an anagram for CENTAURS is ARE CUNTS

Stripes with Incisions
oil on canvas, 24"x24"

yule is stored in the bells

lwyd

It's time again for Endless Jingling, the random carol generator I made a few years back and for which I am unquestionably going to hell.

http://joshmillard.com/endlessjingling/

wait, what's up with bofa, dog?

And so on.

look, buddy, the bible says Cain & Mabel, not Cain & Abel

Ooooh baby baby it's a West World
(descending guitar riff)
Subservient robots abused by guests, girl
Ooooh baby baby it's a West World
(descending guitar riff)
We pair exposition up with breasts, girl