Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

I'm going beyond the fragile veil of human understanding into a colorless storm of eldritch monstrosities, anybody need anything

grinch me daddy

detachable mise-en-sceneis

If you want to know if Kanye West has manage to yeet an arctic bigfoot, you might ask "Ye yet yeti yet?"

if you want to know if someone has already managed to yeet, you'd say "he yet yet?"

the past participle of "yeet" is "yet"

v i b e

*bites own hand to keep from screaming in terror*

*ends up screaming in both terror and self-inflicted pain*

fraction being gracious at an awards show, like, oh, it's an honor just to be denominated

full disclosure this works fine on its own as free association but was actually an incredibly ghoulish imp-of-the-perverse reaction to recent news

that's why i say hey man nice shop

reasonably hopeful that my eventual obit thread on MetaFilter will be less caustic than lowtax's on SA; absolutely certain that it will have far less vertical padding

"shadowbanning" is a story people tell themselves to avoid confronting the fact that MOST days are off days

working on an obvious ripoff of a David Lynch film, it's called Mulholland Derive

Maslow's Hierarchy of Yeets

finally got my first tattoo

is this anything

when you steal someone's yogurt that's called cultural appropriation

I thought i was investing in a legitimate penis inflation and bidet startup but it turns out it was just a pump-and-dump scheme