So the bad news is, we can't eat lettuce anymore because all of it is covered in shitpoison and they keep recalling it.

The good news is, we can't eat cauliflower anymore either.

well tell me what you Kant
what you 'manuel 'manuel Kant

Getting desaturated blues on, now we're really fuckin' cookin'.

Big milestone on this work in progress, with the yellow mosaic/dither background finally finished up.

throwback to last may when i ate way too many edibles and made these

Tumble out of bed
And feelin' all blurry
Pour myself a
Bucket of slurry
Scream and torque and
Try to rise from death

it turns out the real heartworms were inside us all along

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It's time again for Endless Jingling, the random carol generator I made a few years back and for which I am unquestionably going to hell.

look, buddy, the bible says Cain & Mabel, not Cain & Abel

Ooooh baby baby it's a West World
(descending guitar riff)
Subservient robots abused by guests, girl
Ooooh baby baby it's a West World
(descending guitar riff)
We pair exposition up with breasts, girl

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