let's see what's in the ol' video game patch notes...

"slightly increased the sound volume of the character suffocation sound effects"

that tingling at the back of your neck when you feel like maybe you have already made this joke some time in the last ten years but forgotten about it because it's not strong enough to be memorable

Black Mirror episode where editorial cartoons no longer rely universally on an aesthetic tradition of bizarre caricature and lampshade-hanging text labels, and editorial cartoonists are forced to navigate a dystopian hellscape where their work has to have actual content

American Laying In Bed Staring At The Ceiling Simulator

Trying to figure out how to research "is the book better than the movie" re: Bird Box in a way that wouldn't spoil the betterness of the book in the process of getting an answer and realizing it may be impossible to pull that off and I should just read the other books I'm already planning to read.

that dang Bird Box movie Show more

that dang Bird Box movie Show more

that dang Bird Box movie Show more

that dang Bird Box movie Show more

that dang Bird Box movie Show more

y-you uh wouldn't know her, she's...she's from another country, and--

"oh yeah, where's she from then"

she, she's from--

*glances around at boxes of old C compiler software*

Borland!

He was like a radio talk show psychiatrist forever chasing tossed salad and scrambled eggs up the street. If he ever actually caught them, he wouldn't know what to do with them.

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