Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

nothing quite as 40-year-old-toddler as stretching out on the floor with my phone because I'm not sleepy yet and then falling asleep for an hour and a half right there

Roko's Bussylicks

It's-a me, Luka! I live on-a the second floor!

Gumbo: Roux the Day

Rambo except it's Gumbo

LOWES CEO: fuck it, we're doing a 13-foot skeleton

*rolls over at 2am to scrawl note on paper* "Dave Barry more like Dave Barely"

movie about a bunch of kids from Pensacola starting their own martial arts crew

it's called Kung Fu Panhandle

Guns, Ladies and Germs, and Steel

vox poopuli

you catch more honies being fly than drenching yourself in vinegar

Self portrait, more or less finished now I think, with earlier passes to show process. This has been to a degree a process of incremental de-Lemmy-fication though I don't know that I got there entirely.

I wish I was comfortable with an electronic/looping composition toolset because the number of days I spend with like a two-bar loop of some fucking song in my head (currently: the first two bars of Baby Elephant Walk) I could establish an entire fucking genre of loop-based deconstructive hell if I had somewhere to put it

Did a third pass on my little glazing experiments. I like how this frog has come along.

Imogen Heapsort

Hot Tub Lyme Disease

The Candymandalorian

Escape from Tarkov:: The Lord Giveth, And Some Guy With "DeezNuts" In His Name Hiding In A Bush With A Silenced AR-15 Taketh Away

Get thee to a fuckyourselfery

Someone with an extreeeeeemely edgy metal badass email handle keeps writing to the MeFi contact form to say that (a) it's bullshit that we charge them five bucks to join and (b) they just want there mom to stop talking to them please and (c) they can't pay five dollars because their girlfriend doesn't want them spending money online