Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

"Over time, tattoos do fade and "feather" or spread out as the substructure of the skin changes and loses elasticity. It can also change dramatically with exposure to sunlight and UV. I assume the later won't be much of a problem for a vampire."

gimme that dry humor

A friend posted on Ask MetaFilter to ask if Wolverine can usefully get tattoos and I kind of love this:

https://ask.metafilter.com/336853/Thats-some-good-ink-bub

And it also has me thinking about like metaphysical tattoos where beings with powers over the laws of the universe get new tattoos not by sticking ink in their bodies but by tweaking e.g. protein folding so that an existing gene sequence now manifests a different phenotypical visual pattern.

Pizza Haute

Scrum As You Are

TERMINATOR [playing last card, winning final trick of the game, beams triumphantly over the green felt of the parlour table] hasta la whista, baby

is this anything, I really have no idea

PERSON ON STREET: "Yes, I'm not racist, but..."

CAPTAIN IMPROV: swoops out of the sky to clamp fingers over person's lips

CAPTAIN IMPROV [to camera]: "Remember, kids, it's 'Yes, I'm not racist, AND...'"

*bashfully handing the author my unsigned integer*

The Philtrum Phanatic

one-strip bacon cooker that's just a tiny postage-stamp-sized zone of heat and a small conveyor belt that can pull a strip of bacon through

Dr. Joyce's Brother, James

WOMAN: doc i'm so depressed
DOCTOR: no problem, i have just the thing, here's a number for my friend Liacci, he's a sex-worker, you go over, you borrow one of his strap-ons, you just go to town back there, I promise it will cheer you right up
WOMAN: but doctor I *did* peg Liacci

well you're parthenogenetic
and you're proud that you're a self-made man

The Bish Boys

high concept breakup: presenting a rationale for breaking up that is so addled and incoherent that your apparent inability to construct a sensible narrative for ending the relationship is itself a compelling reason for your partner to want to end the relationship

circuit bent smoke alarms

https://www.metafilter.com/182539/alarming-in-both-a-literal-and-aesthetic-sense

Visiting Canada and it’s just totally showing off