the mastodon experience is simply eternal confusion at why i have followers

I hope he inspires all the gross incels to go on all beef diets and I hope they all get diarrhea out their butts

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might fuck around and join the byzantine empire

i am a Straight Ally (Ally for Straight People)

sharing mouthwash with my Bros in a Non-Sexual manner

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wearing the same shade of matte lip as laura palmer when they found her alive and well in that bag

rebranding from mortal wombat to koala monger

people that try their best to avoid single use plastics have bde

Potato egalitarianism also known as “communism”

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